Watch an Olympic Pole Vaulter Go From Ecstatic Joy to Child-Like Tirade After His Jump Was Ruled Invalid [UPDATE - Full Tears!]
Renaud Lavillenie, an Olympic pole vaulting champion, thought he had made the second biggest leap in the sport’s history – 6.07 m.
(The record holder, indoors and out, is the legendary Sergei Bubka, who went 6.14 outdoors and 6.15 indoors.)
LaVillenie celebrated, but only briefly – then his jump was ruled invalid. Even though the bar didn’t fall, it made an unlucky bounce out of its peg-holding position. Then, LaVillenie went ballistic:
A furious Lavillenie kicked out at the advertising hoardings and launched an angry tirade against the judges before collapsing to the floor.
The collapsing onto the floor move is textbook – for kids under the age of three. We call it a meltdown. The most difficult one I had to deal with came unexpectedly in a Cheesecake Factory in the summer of 2012. I began sweating profusely and was at a loss for what to do (mom wasn’t on this excursion), as all of my go-to moves (videos on the phone, storytelling, food, milk, etc) were not working.
As for LaVillenie, he managed to scrape himself up off the floor and still took gold in the event.
[UPDATE: Via Cork Gaines, here's video of LaVillenie crying.]

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March 5th, 2013 at 10:09 AM
I began sweating profusely and was at a loss for what to do (mom wasn’t on this excursion), as all of my go-to moves (videos on the phone, storytelling, food, milk, etc) were not working.
if my kid ever starts to cry in public, I make him get down on the ground. No half measures if you’re going to embarrass me. Then, I scoop him up and carry him to the car.
March 5th, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Soccer term?
March 5th, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Porntube is my go-to when my three-year-old melts down.
March 5th, 2013 at 10:11 AM
(The record holder, indoors and out, is the legendary Sergei Bubka, who went 6.14 outdoors and 6.15 indoors.)
He’s held these records for like 20 years, too. That guy was astounding.
March 5th, 2013 at 10:33 AM
Eh, call me when you get some Alison Stokke video.
March 5th, 2013 at 10:33 AM
at least he didn’t surrender
March 5th, 2013 at 10:37 AM
Corporal punishment is an excellent option.
March 5th, 2013 at 10:38 AM
Next time, tell him he’ll end up playing for the Jets if he keeps this up. That should straighten the l’il guy out.
March 5th, 2013 at 10:39 AM
Also, this dude is French. Is it really any surprise he got all emotional?
/ I’ll bet the ref was German and was snickering the whole time
March 5th, 2013 at 11:42 AM
le bitch
March 5th, 2013 at 11:44 AM
WHAT IS ZEES? I CLEARED ZE BAR! ZEES EES AN OUTRAGE! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!