The New York Mets are coming off a four-game sweep at the hands of the Colorado Rockies, a team that sports a horrendous record of 50-73. As a result, portly WFAN radio personality, Mike Francesa — a renowned mountain of jiggly rage, particularly when it comes to little brother in Queens — delivered an explosive, albeit hilarious rant on the hapless franchise. He even compared manager Terry Collins to Rich Kotite, the ultimate diss for any man, not just those in the coaching profession.

Did you know the Mets are 12-30, TWELVE AND THIRTY, over their last 42 games and have not scored more than two runs IN A WEEK? Well Big Mikey is here to inform. He goes on to reel off a slew of other putrid stats, all in the name of steamrolling the Mets behind the wheel of a runaway bulldozer.

Safe to say, not even a topless Mike Francesa could disgust Mike Francesa to the degree the 2012 New York Metropolitans have managed to piss him off.

Despite its length, the whole clip is worth a listen. He sounds a lot like a spoiled child who just walked into his playroom only to learn that each and every one of his Transformers had gone missing.

[via @WFANAudio]

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