Hard Knocks: Lauren Tannehill, Chad Johnson and Miami’s Quarterback Battle

The Miami Dolphins edition of Hard Knocks debuted last night. That means the our first second latest look at Lauren Tannehill, wife of rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill. While people will be hoping for glimpses of Lauren, Ryan will be involved in the main storyline of this year’s edition of Hard Knocks – the Dolphins QB battle.
Tannehill will be battling Matt Moore and newcomer/veteran David Garrard. For what it’s worth, Moore’s wife Tara and Garrard’s wife, Mary both also appeared in the episode. And so did Chad Johnson’s wife, Evelyn. Johnson had plenty of moments of his own last night as he was shown talking shit to Evelyn and his teammates and telling a coach he was going to go get arrested during a break.
Recap: All quarterbacks are married to attractive blondes and Chad Johnson is still a fairly amusing goofball. Also, some young guys and veterans are working hard to make the team. And Reggie Bush is there, but I don’t think anyone cares at camp or watching at home.
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August 8th, 2012 at 11:21 AM
Put a lot of effort into this one.
August 8th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Evelyn Johnson > The three blondes
August 8th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
tannhill’s wife is okay, but she has a small case of horseface.
August 8th, 2012 at 11:25 AM
tannhill’s wife is okay, but she has a small case of horseface.
well looky here…i happen to have a sugar cube and a saddle.
giddyup!
August 8th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Put a lot of effort into this one.
I picture a delusional person wandering a labyrinth, screaming, “come and get me, minotaur!”
August 8th, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Rooting for David Garrard since he had his kid singing the Dolphins fight song, hopefully this leads to a T-Pain cameo later in the season
The basketball player they picked from the scrap heap had a girlfriend who, in his words, was looking hot “as yoosh”…hope that bro is amongst the first cuts
August 8th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Anyone else have problems with post photos loading? Seems like it coincided with the commenting issues. Half the pictures don’t load, or will load 15% and then fail. I assume it’s an issue with their cdn?
/sees the pic of tara moore, but not the one of horse face.
August 8th, 2012 at 11:30 AM
WHAT ABOUT DAVID GARRARDS WIFE? OH, THEY,RE BLACK, SO YOU DIDN’T SHOW THEM? THAT’S RACIST CRM, AND YOU KNOW IT! THIS WILL NOT STAND!
/Garrards wife is white
//Racism accusation isn’t really valid anymore
///Shows self door
August 8th, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Awesome
August 8th, 2012 at 11:34 AM
I don’t know why the hell he’s bothering with TE since he can’t block. If he’s that fast he should be going for WR on the Fins. He could be the next Wes Welker!
August 8th, 2012 at 11:35 AM
can we get all high horse about andy reid being back to work already? i need to decide things for other people going through horrible times
August 8th, 2012 at 11:37 AM
Evelyn is STACKED
August 8th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
The Dolphins were 6-7 under Moore, I believe (not sure if he started all of those games he played in) and the guy had 16 TD’s and 9 INT’s on the season. Better stats and a better rating than all of the other starting QB’s in the division (Fitzpatrick, Sanchez (and Tebow)). He should be the starter until Tannehill is ready. Not sure what the thinking is with Garrard.
August 8th, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Miami fans better hope the playbook is written in crayon for him.
August 8th, 2012 at 11:53 AM
That means the our first second latest
I like how CRM will correct his mistakes. TBL still claims that fake Johnny Depp is real. Like Depp would be seen with a D level titty actress.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/who-killed-johnny-depp-jordan-carver-08-2012
August 8th, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Ever heard of that Brady guy?
August 8th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
LOL.
August 8th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
He plays football too?!?!
August 8th, 2012 at 11:59 AM
wtf? this place is dead. do i need to break out some old articles?
/opens self to all sorts of abuse
August 8th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
I meant to say except Brady. Oops.
August 8th, 2012 at 12:12 PM
Who?
/Eli
August 8th, 2012 at 12:22 PM
needs more about how awful joe philbin is on this show.
August 8th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
if tannehill is any good, i’ll be blown away. he looks like every browns QB that’s started since they came back in 1999.
August 8th, 2012 at 12:31 PM
He closed with a Costanza reference, respect
August 8th, 2012 at 1:01 PM
The undrafted TE’s wife is freaking hot.