NFL Arrests: Large Market Teams Like New York, Philadelphia & Boston Deal With Fewer Arrests
When going through the arrest numbers for the NFL yesterday in comparing the Minnesota Vikings to the Cincinnati Bengals, something struck me. There seemed to be a tendency for teams from larger cities to have lower arrest totals. Minnesota and Cincinnati, both in the Midwest, led the way, with Denver coming in third. Both teams from New York ranked at the bottom of the list.
So I checked it. The correlation between metro area population size and number of arrests since 2000 is -0.39, which means that there is some tendency for the teams from smaller markets to have more arrests. To illustrate that another way, here are the average arrest totals since 2000, based on metropolitan area population size:
- Top ten markets (New York, Chicago, Dallas, Philadelphia, Washington, Houston, Miami, Atlanta, Boston, Bay Area): 14.2 arrests per team
- Middle ten markets (Detroit, Phoenix, Seattle, Minneapolis, San Diego, St. Louis, Tampa Bay, Baltimore, Denver, Pittsburgh): 20.1 arrests per team
- Bottom ten markets (Cincinnati, Cleveland, Kansas City, Charlotte, Indianapolis, Nashville, Jacksonville, New Orleans, Buffalo, Green Bay): 23.2 arrests per team
We are still dealing with a very small number of arrests per team over more than a decade period, so it may be random, but the pattern sure appears that players are less likely to be arrested if they play on teams in larger metro areas. What about by region? Some of this could also be related to population size, since the largest cities are more concentrated in the Northeast. I divided teams into five regions, the Northeast (Buffalo and the teams on the East Coast from Boston to Washington, D.C.), the North (Indianapolis across to Pittsburgh, the rust belt), the Midwest (Chicago and St. Louis to Denver, Minneapolis south to Texas), the Southeast (SEC and ACC country), and the Pacific Coast teams. Here were the arrest averages by region.
| MIDWEST | 20.4 |
| NORTH | 22.4 |
| NORTHEAST | 13.2 |
| SOUTHEAST | 22.4 |
| PACIFIC | 16.0 |
Not all arrests occur in the home metro area, though, as players get arrested when they return to their home towns during the offseason. I went through the arrest details for the four large market Northeast teams (Philadelphia, the Jets, the Giants, and New England) and compared them to smaller market teams in the Midwest (Kansas City, Minnesota, Green Bay and St. Louis).
For in-region arrests, the Midwest teams were 3x more likely to have players arrested in the home market for both alcohol related offenses (DUI, public intoxication, etc.) and non-weapon assault offenses, which could also be alcohol related but involved an assault charge (bar fights and confrontations, simple assaults, domestic violence).
The Northeastern teams had more gun related offenses, and drug offenses. For things I classified as “other”, the Northeastern teams may have had fewer, but they were more serious: Manslaughter, stolen vehicle, and 3 animal neglect/abuse cases. The Midwestern “others” included things like the “Party Boat”, solicitation of prostitution, false ID, Randy Moss versus parking lady, and yes, one case of wearing one’s pants too low.
Arrests are probably not a perfect proxy for character, especially when there are differences that exist based on region and size of market, unless we think that players on large market teams drink less or go out in public less. It may also have something to do with where the player is located, access to public transportation, and interactions with the local communities. That’s not to say that some teams may have better or worse characters once we account for these things, only that the next Minnesota or Cincinnati–that is, the team most known as the poster boy for arrests–is more likely to come from Jacksonville or Kansas City or Nashville than from New York or Boston.
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July 10th, 2012 at 4:05 PM
When in Rome I suppose
July 10th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
I can’t be the only one who read this and really hoped that the CFB teams from these conferences were included.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:06 PM
Contract the rest of the country.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:08 PM
bigger cities, easier transportation, less dui’s.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
You can run a simple ANOVA in excel, provided your data is somewhat normal.
/p-value’d
July 10th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
And now I know what a very bored Jason Lisk does in his free time.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:09 PM
More alleyways to duck into and wait for shit to blow over.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:10 PM
more bitches who know to keep their mouths shut.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Wwos…like minds
/snickers
July 10th, 2012 at 4:12 PM
I don’t see San Francisco here, you big jerk.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
This probably Duckworth’d but most of you would probably let her rob you.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
Maybe. It would be fun to know to what extent individual front offices have policies and programs in place for players and/or employees for preventing extracurricular nonsense.
Have a friend who works for CAA. When clients come to LA, one of his jobs is to make sure they always have rides tailored to their liking (and that protects CAA).
July 10th, 2012 at 4:13 PM
I don’t think he’s talking about Tampa Bay.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
It must be #11? And based on a quick assessement, is Buffalo #22?
I don’t think it’s statistically valide to exclude those data points though, I think you have to pick a group.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
“i wouldnt…i mean, how often do you get a legit excuse to hit a woman?”
/chris brown
July 10th, 2012 at 4:16 PM
Oh, I see. WAIT! How dare you lump San Francisco and Oakland together, you big jerk!
July 10th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
It must be #11? And based on a quick assessement, is Buffalo #22?
I don’t think it’s statistically valide to exclude those data points though, I think you have to pick a group.
All 32 are included. Buffalo is 31 and I just forgot to list them. Bay Area is San Francisco and Oakland, they are combined in city metro area data. The top 10 markets include 12 teams.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:17 PM
Sam Hurd still got George Jung’d in Chicago. If this were a conversation about women, the Bears would lead the league in quality over quantity as it pertains to arrests.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
Oh, I see. WAIT! How dare you lump San Francisco and Oakland together, you big jerk!
Complain to the people that do the Census data and list the two together for population purposes.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:18 PM
no, he was talking about the bay, where the watermelons grow, and where the whales have polka dot tails.
/down by the bay’d
July 10th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
I realized that, then lost internet before I could correct my stupidity.
Apologies… though either using a test, or just looking at the distribution of the data, do you think it’s statistically significant?
July 10th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
if he was talking about SF, shouldnt it have been “gay area?”
gay area clears up the gray area around bay area.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:19 PM
Peter Angelos thinks you are an asshole Lisk. Didn’t you know that Washington cuts into his Baltimore market?
July 10th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
i always thought the redskins played in seattle…i learned something today.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:21 PM
I could see a Godfather-like meeting between Lisk and Goodell. We open with Lisk summoned to Goodell’s sanctum sanctorum:
RG: Jason – can I call you Jason? – take a seat, son. I have a proposition for you.
JL: (looks on slightly confused)
RG: I’ve been watching your work on TBL. Insightful stuff. I invited you here because I want you to work for me. Use your analyst powers for good. Help me ferret out bad actors & potential PR embarrassments before they blow up.
JL: Do I have to leave Kansas City?
RG: Of course not, my good man. You can work from the Midwest. Oh, by the way, bring that Spencer guy you got with you. I got plans for Cleveland…BIG plans”.
[Goodell cackles, then lights a Cuban cigar.]
FADE TO BLACK
July 10th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
Somehow the thought of a Redskins fan sitting around listening to Nirvana albums seems fitting.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4
/obligatory
July 10th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
And after all that sticking up for Cleveland I do…
/and my brothers teased me with ‘gay area’ jokes when they were in elementary school
July 10th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
You don’t know when to shut up, do you Lisky boy??!
July 10th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
a confused redskins fan in pigsnout and art monk jersey, wandering outside the Seahawks stadium looking for the redskins stadium is what i imagine.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
are you sure they were teasing you about the Niners and not your bedroom?
July 10th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
It has been good to have you back, Ballz.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
it’s not a knock…just an observation that a lot of homosexuals live in the SF area. i mean, it’s the easiest way to differentiate.
why say “the sanfrancisco bay area, not the tampa/st pete bay area or the bayou or puget sound or chesapeake, the one where all the, you know, colorful gentlemen live” when you can just say “gay area?”
political correctness is communication’s worst enemy.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
I’d like Lisk to write about baseball a lot more too. It would prevent that disaster of a pirates piece
July 10th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
Jesus. I don’t even like it when folks call San Francisco ‘San Fran’ or ‘Frisco’.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
You like it when announcers say “National Football League” instead of NFL, don’t you?
July 10th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
I hate that. Schlereth and Jaworski are totally out of control.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
YOU WILL CALL IT FORMULA 1, NOT F1 YOU BASTARDS!
/ballz’d
July 10th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Does that figure include bounty busts by Sheriff Goodell? Because that’ll skewer the figures.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back…………….
……….and gone!
/sorry, still dealing with my PTSD from Chris Berman’s latest Home Run Derby stuttering episode
July 10th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
fixed
July 10th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Speaking of that, I have to go finish watching the race.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
I just got back from San Fran. While there, I watched some NFL and F1.
Yesirree, I had a gay old time.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Or poo-dick town.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
I don’t even like it when folks call San Francisco ‘San Fran’ or ‘Frisco’.
Weird to see you stick up so much for a place that’s about 90% inhabited with people that look down on you for where you live.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:42 PM
I don’t like it when people call Caliofornia “Cali”. Californians aren’t united. Cali is in South America.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:44 PM
Let’s be clear. I just said it ‘bugs’ me when people call it that. F1 doesn’t bug me at all.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:45 PM
I don’t like it when people call it Caliofornia
July 10th, 2012 at 5:03 PM
Caliofornia Love
July 10th, 2012 at 5:32 PM
Anyone know how to get in touch with Rodney King’s pool cleaners?