Tom Brady’s Fauxhawk Was Out of Control at the Met Ball (Tim Tebow was there, too)

Tom Brady’s appearance – specifically, his chameleon-like hair – always makes for scintillating internet conversation. Whether he’s growing his hair long and unruly, going with the skateboarder look, dressing up as a Paperboy or cultivating the slick Entourage look, Brady is always doing something interesting.
Monday at the Met Ball: a heavily-gelled faux hawk that would make David Beckham proud. This should warrant at least a 90-second discussion on SportsNation.
Oh – Tim Tebow also made an appearance. Guess there was a memo about mandatory athlete stubble.
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May 8th, 2012 at 10:20 AM
I’ll refer back to comment #20 in the previous post.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
I like how he basically does what he wants, with his middle finger up in the air.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:21 AM
And now I know for sure he’s doing this shit on purpose
May 8th, 2012 at 10:23 AM
The best thing about this post is sometime around 6:15 a Lisk or Duffy joint will be posted and no one will see it.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
TBL loves tebow
May 8th, 2012 at 10:25 AM
He looks terrible.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
makes me laugh…one of the simplest minds in all of sports at the metropolitan museum of art, one of the hubs for sophisticated culture. i wonder if he saw allan crite’s “the annuciation” where both mary and jesus were black.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
She’s over-rated too.
/ducks
May 8th, 2012 at 10:27 AM
Anyone who relies on clicks and comments loves Tim Tebow. He’s pure gold at the moment.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Tom is a huge Bryce Harper fan
May 8th, 2012 at 10:28 AM
Tom Brady: troll genius.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
tbl is a wannabe skip bayless
May 8th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Kate Upton was there, got pics of her? I don’t need to see any more pics of the two best QBs in the AFC East.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
Is it just me, or is Giselle not aging “gracefully”?
May 8th, 2012 at 10:30 AM
And now I know for sure he’s doing this shit on purpose
Brady or TBL?
May 8th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Giselle not aging “gracefully”?
See #8
May 8th, 2012 at 10:31 AM
It’s just you as she looks pretty damn gorgeous in that photo.
/buncha god damn Brad Clooney’s all over this bitch lately
May 8th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Kate Upton last night, presented without comment.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Is it just me, or is Giselle not aging “gracefully”?
i dont find her to be that hot, just good looking. kinda has a face that resembles an aghan hound.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Is this the end of hello this is dog?
May 8th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Sometimes these things come up, and we can’t fit everything in.
-NBA playoffs (1 post)
-NHL playoffs (0 posts)
-baseball (1 post)
I mean, you can you expect us to handle all that in one day?
/EIC
May 8th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Is it just me, or is Giselle not aging “gracefully”?
Please.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Is it just me,
its you.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
It’s amazing what she looks like when her tits aren’t 90% exposed and she’s dry humping air in her latest “look at me” video. She’s hot as hell (though that’s not the best photo) but she’s beginning to be a bit annoying.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:33 AM
Brilliant.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Yikes.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:35 AM
This will always be my favorite dog-themed meme.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Yeah, but to be honest there aren’t many women who look good with the clown makeup and slicked back wet hair look.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Agree that I would have sex with her.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
I don’t think Giselle looks her best when she has her hair slicked back like that because it makes her face look really pointy and bird-like. But the dress is definitely hot.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:37 AM
Ahhhhhh yeah.
/Team American Eskimo
May 8th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
buncha god damn Brad Clooney’s all over this bitch lately
I can’t stop laughing at this …
/still have a soft spot in my heart for Jill Goodacre
May 8th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
That’s hilarious!
May 8th, 2012 at 10:39 AM
Agree. It takes a special looking woman to rock that look and not look odd.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
Well no shit. Every straight man, 50% of the gay population and another 30% of straight women would have sex with her.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:40 AM
I don’t think Giselle looks her best when she has her hair slicked back like that because it makes her face look really pointy and bird-like. But the dress is definitely hot.
Leave it to woman to tell me exactly what I like and don’t like about another woman. An nail it.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
I’m guessing Gisele’s vagina does magic tricks to make Brady go out dressed like that.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:42 AM
Kelly LeBrock was one who could.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Agreed, and yet that seems to be her go to move when they go to fancy functions
May 8th, 2012 at 10:43 AM
Gisele has looked off many times, but I gotta say this time wasn’t one of them.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
and another 30% of straight women would have sex with her.
Brooklyn Decker agrees…
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/aline/brooklyn-decker-reveals-crush-gisele-bundchen-224656921.html
May 8th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Prometheus was given an “R” rating. Sweet.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:44 AM
I don’t dig the slicked back hair on any chick. I get it, the met and all, but don’t like it.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
I was referring to Upton, but probably still applies to her as well.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Natasha Henstridge
May 8th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
KC Res, those pics of Decker are incendiary, by the way. Andy Roddick is living the dream of dreams at this point.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:46 AM
Exactly. Tom Brady might as well be the honey badger at this point. But, dude can rock all kinds of looks. I’m not gonna hate.
Welker on the other hand…..knock that shit off.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Everything Giselle is doing up there is working. DAMN.
/+1 for the naughty I know something you don’t know smirk
May 8th, 2012 at 10:47 AM
Totally out of left field, but what happened to Janoff and Eifling? I don’t think I’ve seen them write for the site in a while. Did they get canned?
May 8th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Awesome. Can’t wait
May 8th, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Well, USA Today probably saw that Janoff was just C&P’ing press releases and figured that was just money being wasted. Eifling I’m not sure about. His pieces are generally well written stylistically, but the folks here don’t seem to be big fans of his. I know he writes for several different sites, though. I assume he’s a freelance guy.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
The slicked back hair is perfect for the mid-party blowjob in the bathroom.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
One of my all time favorites.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:49 AM
I thought he looked adorkable in his Derby outfit, and looking so short standing next to Tommy I just.. is it getting hot in here?
May 8th, 2012 at 10:50 AM
I was referring to Upton, but probably still applies to her as well.
Oops. Sorry about that.
KC Res, those pics of Decker are incendiary, by the way.
Scintillating, even.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
And a dress that looks like it takes 2 seconds to take off is good for the coat closet quickie. Tom and Gisele know what they’re doing.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Totally out of left field, but what happened to Janoff and Eifling? I don’t think I’ve seen them write for the site in a while. Did they get canned?
Janoff got whacked right around the USA Today thing. I guess USA Today figured they didn’t need someone rewriting press releases. No clue with Sammy.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
THIS. the woman’s a man for pete’s sake. she’s got bigger guns than Tom does. very masculine features. no thank you.
/Team Curves
May 8th, 2012 at 10:53 AM
I’ve never been a fan of Giselle. I mean, sure I’m a regular guy, so I’d think she’s hot if she were a regular girl, but I don’t get why she’s the highest paid supermodel. I’d fuck 20-30 supermodels before her.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
brooklyn decker and kate upton dont move my needle, they snap it in half. good god.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Eifling wanted baseball posts and it turned into a power struggle. Somebody had to go.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Again, that’s fine if she doesn’t jive with your taste in women, but let’s be real here. If she walked up next to you at a bar you’d be swooning over her. After all, she’s a god damn super model.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:56 AM
One year she wore a side boob dress and had her hair down in that wavy 50′s bombshell style and she looked amazing.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:57 AM
“I’d fuck 20-30 supermodels before her.”
Mighty big of you to offer. I’ll let them know.
May 8th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Does Tom wear his polos tucked in?
May 8th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Harry Connick Jr scored with this one. She was the tops when that VS catalog was circulating via snail mail in the early 90′s. She could get it
May 8th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
wow stephen a is a racist
May 8th, 2012 at 10:58 AM
Fuck those haters, Gisele.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
how is he allowed to rant like that? Not that i dont agree with it, but man, thats crazy.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Spence, the letter ‘B’ is out for John Peel. Some pretty decent stuff.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:02 AM
This was it, right Sportsgal?
May 8th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Who told me she was super model?? The media? She may be a model listed on her tax returns, but the “Super” connotation s relative. She just doesn’t jive my idea of a good looking woman, plus the ‘tude that comes off of her is palpable
May 8th, 2012 at 11:03 AM
that was the entire point of prefacing it. And it’s more like 30-40 now that I think about. I’d marry the shit out of her though. Smart on Tom for that, she’s almost worth a billion.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:04 AM
Tommy always looks good.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
Are you watching First Take or something? #1) Why? #2) What did he say?
May 8th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
She was the highest paid model in the world if memory serves me correctly. That makes you a super model. I’m not sure that’s even debatable.
I’ve always assumed that if you were paid $500k an hour because you were pretty, you were almost guaranteed to be a massive bitch. Could be wrong though.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
I think I’m confusing dresses. I know she had her hair down in the one I’m thinking of. Regardless, she looks better with her hair down.
Also, as long as you have a medium amount of cleavage showing, guys won’t notice if your hair looks bad.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Yeah, something about people bending over backwards to please you your entire life does that. Weird.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
They look at our hair??
/just kidding
/not really
May 8th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Regardless, she looks better with her hair down.
99% of women look better with their hair down. The 1% are librarians.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Just like 99% of women look better with long hair.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
Just like 99% of women look better with long hair.
Agreed.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:26 AM
Not sure about this. I guess we should define “long.” Medium length hair good, and women with great faces can rock short hair like Carrie Mulligan does in “Drive” or the girl from the Verizon iPad commercial.
May 8th, 2012 at 11:28 AM
but a hot librarian? i’ll pay the late fees
May 8th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
any woman with a pretty face can do whatever they want with their hair and it works
especially erin burnett
May 8th, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Gisele is stunning. brady looks like a gay model.