Lennay Kekua, Manti Te’o's Fake Deceased Girlfriend, is Still Tweeting, Obviously
Lennay Kekua, now famous for never existing and never being Manti Te’o's girlfriend, is still miraculously zombie-tweeting under the handle @LennayKay.
Tonight’s stirring undead tweet centers around some sort of truth session set to take place tomorrow at 3pm EST/12pm PST. Quite naturally, the above Twitter account was created today. Still, perhaps this is the person(s) behind this rapidly unraveling shitshow, perhaps it’s just another jackass on Twitter, or perhaps it’s both. The key takeaway here is that everyone remains massively confused and deliciously curious.
The reference to Reagan in the tweet is of course referring to Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia, who claims to have actually met Kekua, who, as you know, was allegedly made up and fake-died this past September. The two retweets of what Te’o posted to “her” in September and November that can also be seen on the page were simply dug up and retweeted today. You’ll notice the handle for “@LennayKay” within those two tweets is no longer clicackable. I know, crafty stuff.
If you now feel like throwing on a Velcro suit and jumping into a Velcro wall with reckless abandon, you’re certainly not alone.
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January 16th, 2013 at 11:40 PM
I dont do drugs and this is stll whacked out
January 16th, 2013 at 11:42 PM
Lennay Kekua has to be Keyser Soze, right?
January 16th, 2013 at 11:43 PM
I think tim ryan will surpass the “related” links count for upton posts with Te’O posts
January 16th, 2013 at 11:45 PM
So there’s a 99.999% chance it’s fake
January 16th, 2013 at 11:48 PM
It’s west coast based. Is it you?
January 16th, 2013 at 11:49 PM
Sctrojans is in connecticut
January 16th, 2013 at 11:51 PM
8 posts in a row on the same topic. That’s gotta be a record.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:53 PM
They’re not thinking of records. Thats for you guys to worry about. They’re just trying to win games
January 16th, 2013 at 11:53 PM
Hopefully, zombie Lennay will get the Lori Grimes treatment and a quick bullet to the head.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:54 PM
Goddamnit Ryan. Thought I’d throw you off my scent with that comment. I’m prepping a dope advert bro, big money.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:55 PM
Odds that this is Brian te’o?
January 16th, 2013 at 11:55 PM
Where he is investigating reports that Jim Calhoun’s integrity never actually existed and so in fact is not dead.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:56 PM
Her ceiling is Rachel Uchitel, only if she’s hot
January 16th, 2013 at 11:57 PM
I changed my mind. I want the Roadkill T-shirt girl in the Roundup instead of the Bad Idea T-shirt girl.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:57 PM
Aren’t these the same people that hid sex abuse for thrity years?
January 17th, 2013 at 12:00 AM
“When Teo lied, no one died.”
Uh, wait …
January 17th, 2013 at 12:01 AM
An all-time classic post on this site, Hernia. We have reached the nexus of the universe.
January 17th, 2013 at 12:04 AM
Craig James does not understand all the uproar over some dead ho.
January 17th, 2013 at 12:08 AM
I could read 80 more in a row on this topic. Holy god this is fantastic. All of it.
January 17th, 2013 at 12:09 AM
People are saying this is worse than Vick and Lewis. Jesus Christ I don’t know why i even log onto facebook anymore.
January 17th, 2013 at 12:12 AM
In breaking news, it is revealed that John Capelletti never had a brother named Joey who died of leukemia, and it was all a hoax to influence Heisman voters.
January 17th, 2013 at 12:12 AM
So is manti Sarah Phillips?
January 17th, 2013 at 12:15 AM
Also, Oliver Barrett IV was hoaxed into marrying a fictitious Jennifer Cavalleri, and Love Story never actually happened.
/ Though Tommy Lee Jones swears he was friends with her
January 17th, 2013 at 12:16 AM
In a masterful stroke of tough love.
January 17th, 2013 at 12:32 AM
I don’t know how to do links, but Teo tweeted at that handle supposed made today with a photo of chicken “she” made on July 21st.
January 17th, 2013 at 12:32 AM
January 17th, 2013 at 12:33 AM
tried and failed
January 17th, 2013 at 12:35 AM
January 17th, 2013 at 12:36 AM
/quits
January 17th, 2013 at 12:41 AM
Good job, good effort, Resolute.
January 17th, 2013 at 12:41 AM
Still, perhaps this is the person(s) behind this rapidly unraveling shitshow, perhaps it’s just another jackass on Twitter, or perhaps it’s both.
Thanks, Peter King.
/Joking.
//Don’t turn into angry CRM
8 posts in a row on the same topic. That’s gotta be a record. Roarke
First, I see you name and I think of Todd Charske (still #1 on Google search) and than I think 8 posts in a row might beat Sanchez circa a few year ago.
/Average TBL commenter.
//me.
January 17th, 2013 at 12:42 AM
great way to end this day resolute
January 17th, 2013 at 12:51 AM
March 8th: Todd Charske day.
Somebody better remember it here.
- Chief
January 17th, 2013 at 7:08 AM
Lennay Kekua is Sarah Phillips?
January 17th, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Lennay Kekua was created by Lane Kiffin to keep the media of the USC Sucks Ass story.
January 18th, 2013 at 2:11 AM
Joseph Smith told Manti Teo she was real