Manti Te’o Statement: Claims He Was Victim of “Someone’s Sick Joke and Constant Lies”
Manti Te’o released a statement in response to Deadspin’s revelation that Te’o's girlfriend Lennay Kekua was a hoax. Te’o claims he was the victim of “someone’s sick joke.”
“This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but over an extended period of time, I developed an emotional relationship with a woman I met online. We maintained what I thought to be an authentic relationship by communicating frequently online and on the phone, and I grew to care deeply about her.
“To realize that I was the victim of what was apparently someone’s sick joke and constant lies was, and is, painful and humiliating.
“It further pains me that the grief I felt and the sympathies expressed to me at the time of my grandmother’s death in September were in any way deepened by what I believed to be another significant loss in my life.
“I am enormously grateful for the support of my family, friends and Notre Dame fans throughout this year. To think that I shared with them my happiness about my relationship and details that I thought to be true about her just makes me sick. I hope that people can understand how trying and confusing this whole experience has been.
“In retrospect, I obviously should have been much more cautious. If anything good comes of this, I hope it is that others will be far more guarded when they engage with people online than I was.
“Fortunately, I have many wonderful things in my life, and I’m looking forward to putting this painful experience behind me as I focus on preparing for the NFL Draft.”
Meeting someone online and getting duped is naive, but understandable. It makes no sense to be embarrassed enough about the nature of the relationship to embellish the details, but at the same time let it become a national story. Not to mention, how does one “communicate frequently online and on the phone” without using Facetime or Skype? This explains little.
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January 16th, 2013 at 6:37 PM
I think it’s more difficult to vacation with someone and never see their face.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:39 PM
Digging a deeper hole, Penn State style
January 16th, 2013 at 6:39 PM
Pete Thamel wrote about him falling asleep while on the phone with his “girlfriend” who was in the hospital. So did Thamel actually witness this or did Te’o tell him that he did this? Either way, Te’o was in on it.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:39 PM
didnt his daddy say she’d travel to hawaii when he was there? did they just talk over facebook? his response is shakier than a scissor lift.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:39 PM
Gene Wojciechowski just went on ESPN and said he couldn’t find accident or obit records and that he asked Manti about it. Te’o said he had no pics and that family didn’t want to talk. Wojcoechowski said that he went with the story anyway.
ESPN JOURNALISM. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:45 PM
Not to mention, how does one “communicate frequently online and on the phone” without using Facetime or Skype?
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO POST PICTURES ON FACEBOOK!!?
January 16th, 2013 at 6:45 PM
So how did Teo find out she died?
He didnt attend the funeral of the love of his life?
January 16th, 2013 at 6:46 PM
His “Grandma” told him.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:46 PM
No one reads the Deadspin posts.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:47 PM
Dirk Nowitzki feels your pain.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:48 PM
This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
I’m with Deadspin…Te’o was in on this.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:48 PM
Manti, you gotta stop calling your Lennay. Why? Because sometimes you call very early in the morning when Lennay has been out late the night before and sometimes when Lennay’s not alone. Your parents still haven’t said anything to you about your Lennay? (sighs) All right, here we go. (coughing) Lennay doesn’t feel so good. I think Lennay might be dying. Yep. Yep. Ok. Good-bye, Manti. Don’t call anymore. I’m dead now. Gotta go.
/Hernia’d
January 16th, 2013 at 6:49 PM
Her fake brother called him.
She told him not to.
/read the story, if not just for the details, but because it’s awesome.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:50 PM
I think we can all agree that unless mouths have been on genitals you are just friends/they don’t exist.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:51 PM
I disagree.
/Dwight Howard
//soused
January 16th, 2013 at 6:51 PM
Laughing way too hard at this. This whole story is the gift that keeps on giving.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:54 PM
If you are reading this I have started Manti’ng your dead grandparents and our love is perfect.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:55 PM
If you’re ND or ESPN, how do you not go public with this? ESPN couldn’t confirm? THEY’RE A REPUTABLE NEWS ORG?? If your Teo, you don’t go to funeral? You don’t meet parents? Apparently she visited him in Hawaii. All makes a lot of sense. Does make sense though why Kelly would leave.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:56 PM
Captain of Notre Dame football team online dating in his senior season…for reals?!?!
January 16th, 2013 at 6:56 PM
Captain of Notre Dame football team online dating in his senior season…for reals?!?!
January 16th, 2013 at 6:57 PM
If Te’o had spent a little less time sucking dick and a little more time working on this story, no one would be the wiser.
January 16th, 2013 at 6:58 PM
Lance Armstrong has to be the happiest guy on the planet right now.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:00 PM
From now on turning down a Notre Dame woman will involve a trip to the cemetery with shovels.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:01 PM
I know right? I thought they handed out iPads and smartphones for 6th grade graduation nowadays?
/Isiah’s neighbor
January 16th, 2013 at 7:03 PM
The greatest fraud perpetrated against the American public this side of David Axelrod
January 16th, 2013 at 7:04 PM
A lot of shit covering a lot of “journalists”. Let’s have a series of posts retracing their column timelines and how a couple of dumbass Hawaiians stole an imdie film plot and duped them.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:07 PM
Hopefully no one bothers watching the Lance Armstrong interview on the CUNT Network now.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:09 PM
I’m fucking crying right now! These threads are gold!
January 16th, 2013 at 7:10 PM
Man, I knew the existence was a hoax, but I really believed the death.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:14 PM
I’ll say this. Fist time I’ve been to DS in a looong time. Funny shit over there. The Danard Span Sandyhook truther shit is amazing.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:18 PM
I say special edition of Cold Call Thursdays with Manti Teo tomorrow
January 16th, 2013 at 7:22 PM
Cold Call Thursdays with Manti Teo tomorrow
How’d you get this number? So…you didn’t get this number off the bathroom stall in that truckstop??
/Click
January 16th, 2013 at 7:22 PM
Fake online girls > Real Notre Dame girls
January 16th, 2013 at 7:24 PM
Shut it down.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:25 PM
“It’s cold out here”
/Patrice O’neal’d
January 16th, 2013 at 7:27 PM
Lance Armstrong has to be the happiest guy on the planet right now.
I don’t think this situation will matter tomorrow in regards to Lance. Oprah is involved, which means white, bored housewives will be blabbering about it. White, bored housewives probably won’t care about a college football player dead girlfriend hoax other than, “What a creep.”
Lance is going to get his tomorrow and Friday.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:27 PM
How did Stanford not throw a. Red flag once it was public the girl died? Seems odd
January 16th, 2013 at 7:27 PM
What did Golic know and when did he know it?
/farts
January 16th, 2013 at 7:28 PM
So I just read the Gawker article about “Sandy Hook Truthers”….faith in humanity is dissolving.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:29 PM
Sportsgal got her own network?
January 16th, 2013 at 7:30 PM
So I just read the Gawker article about “Sandy Hook Truthers”….faith in humanity is dissolving.
Got a link for that? I’ll see if this computer will let me check it out.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:32 PM
Sad.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:32 PM
That whole video was a disgrace.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:33 PM
And how did a smart guy like Denard Span get sucked into that lunatic fringe?
January 16th, 2013 at 7:33 PM
How did Stanford not throw a. Red flag once it was public the girl died? Seems odd
It is a little odd but Stanford, as a university, has better things to do than check and see if every student listed as an alumnus if their university actually exists.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:35 PM
Gawker link, for those interested: http://m.gawker.com/5976204/behind-the-sandy-hook-truther-conspiracy-video-that-five-million-people-have-watched-in-one-week?tag=conspiracies
January 16th, 2013 at 7:35 PM
Orange County is a great movie.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:37 PM
Cant wait until those lightening rods for controversy to chime in.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:38 PM
Stanford has had issues before with fake students Korean rapper
January 16th, 2013 at 7:45 PM
yea; he’s in on it. period.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:48 PM
Yeah I can’t believe people are arguing he isn’t. They knew each other for a few years even before they supposedly dated, and they never saw each other, let alone skyped/facetimed once during that period? Even after her car accident/leukemia diagnosis? If he was so infatuated with her, i don’t understand that.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:48 PM
3 DAYS TIL HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!
/blacks out
January 16th, 2013 at 7:52 PM
This press conference should be interesting
January 16th, 2013 at 7:56 PM
Put Hawaii aside, put the Twitter account aside, put statements by his father aside: he claimed they met when their eyes met on the field in Palo Alto after Stanford beat Notre Dame. If I read the description correctly then he, Manti Te’o, claimed to make eyes with a woman who doesn’t exist. He then used a picture of a completely different woman and claimed that she was the person that he met on the field at Stanford and started a relationship with. He said this with his own words. I don’t see how anyone could draw any conclusion other than he lied about all of this.
January 16th, 2013 at 7:59 PM
Seth Meyers: While youre all making Teo joke lets not forget that this girl that never existed is dead.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:00 PM
Thank God the Twins traded his stupid ass.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:02 PM
Another one : Teo faked being a linebacker against Alabama.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:02 PM
I look forward to all of you focusing on the NFL postseason
/which I’ll never play in
January 16th, 2013 at 8:03 PM
ND football kills a lot of people, you cant keep track of all of them.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:03 PM
I’m just going to leave this here.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:06 PM
pretty much all of this. a 3rd grader can figure this out.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:10 PM
I’m already calling bullshit on this press conference. No way this kid wasn’t in on this. Not a chance.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:14 PM
Mike Freeman on twitter:
So he’s insinuating that Manti’s gay…
January 16th, 2013 at 8:14 PM
Let’s say the AD is right about everything — what do these people have to gain by creating an elaborate hoax? I don’t get it.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:15 PM
If this theory is true
Gay for pay?
January 16th, 2013 at 8:16 PM
Too easy an explanation. This type of elaborate lie isn’t needed to deflect questions of your sexuality. Just say you’re focused on football and don’t have time for the ladies.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:17 PM
The wife asked what I was watching and I had trouble even explaining what the hell this press conference was about or what pile of bullshit this sucker is trying to sell me.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:23 PM
So he’s insinuating that Manti’s gay…
Too easy an explanation. This type of elaborate lie isn’t needed to deflect questions of your sexuality. Just say you’re focused on football and don’t have time for the ladies.
Agreed. Putting a pro-active red herring, especially one as complicated as this, makes so much less sense than just dodging the issue altogether.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:24 PM
what pile of bullshit this sucker is trying to sell me.
He’s offering up his services. But he isn’t trying to sell them.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:24 PM
I can’t think of anything else.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:25 PM
Catfishin’ is for sport. You guys are so cynical. Just kids having fun
January 16th, 2013 at 8:26 PM
This guy makes Gene Smith look like a great AD.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:27 PM
Ok so what this guy is saying is incongruous(Duffy!) with the gay angle. Going back to my my theory of ‘Manti knew!’
January 16th, 2013 at 8:29 PM
How can anyone buy that this prank went on for 3 years? Te’o would have to be the most gullible, naive person on earth for that to hold.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:30 PM
So … Notre Dame is not immune from “stupid”?
I already knew that. Because, I wouldn’t ask a kid to film “practice” from a scissor lift during a windstorm.
I’m talkin’ bout practice.
Not a game.
Practice.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:32 PM
Because, I wouldn’t ask a kid to film “practice” from a scissor lift during a windstorm.
Kid must’ve known something he shouldn’t have known.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:33 PM
Fortunately, I have many wonderful things in my life, and I’m looking forward to putting this painful experience behind me as I focus on preparing for the NFL Draft.
He’s a shoe-in to be drafted by the Browns.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:33 PM
Declan was dating Manti! We’ve solved the case!
January 16th, 2013 at 8:34 PM
Meeting someone online and getting duped is naive, but understandable.
My, what many chins you have that you didn’t have on your online picture.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:35 PM
ND fans rationalizing that he made stuff up because he didnt want to admit to “meeting a girl online.”
Its 2012, a lot of people meet online, I dont think that carries any kind of stigma any more. Shit, NBA players impregnate women every day they met online.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:39 PM
Why didn’t TBL ever have a post about Lizzy Seeberg? I’m just reading about this. Seems like a legitimate sports story. Especially considering that Temple post that went up today.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:40 PM
Where is HTown, we need an official ruling up in here.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:41 PM
Dude is outed by Friday and undrafted.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:44 PM
Does Swarbrick get fired for this?
January 16th, 2013 at 8:45 PM
January 16th, 2013 at 8:46 PM
Does Brian Kelly want to be the next coach of the Bills or Jaguars?
January 16th, 2013 at 8:46 PM
love the VW commercial where the dad is teaching his kid to throw
January 16th, 2013 at 8:48 PM
Why? This showcases ND’s clout.
Kelly in living room: “We can turn you into a national star through media conspiracy”
January 16th, 2013 at 8:49 PM
And now swarbick is crying. What in the hell is going on?
January 16th, 2013 at 8:49 PM
word is Lance Armstrong was Lennay Kekua and orchestrated this whole thing months in advance to kill the spotlight on him.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:51 PM
really respect the amount of work that deadpan did
January 16th, 2013 at 8:55 PM
Look, I’ll be that guy, because I’m that guy, but homosexuality and lady-men are prevalent in this culture. So the fuck what? Manti is gay or a lady man? Well, it’s a big deal in football. If so, I feel bad for what drove him to this. But, it’s still a head-turning car wreck.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:56 PM
shots fired?
January 16th, 2013 at 8:57 PM
Wait, so Manti Teo is a trannsexual? Pre op or post op?
January 16th, 2013 at 8:58 PM
Look, I’ll be that guy, because I’m that guy, but homosexuality and lady-men are prevalent in this culture.
Are you really that guy? Or are you that woman?
January 16th, 2013 at 8:58 PM
ms621′s statement:
“im not black. it was an internet hoax.”
vezina’s statement:
“it was a hoaks;
my statement:
“a hoax? i, for one, don’t believe in hoaxes. you see…
[fifty lines later]
…it all comes back to golf, and remember…hey hey hey, smoke weed every day.”
January 16th, 2013 at 8:58 PM
he’s shoulda learned from Sanchez that you need to find real chicks who dig being beards.
January 16th, 2013 at 8:59 PM
I’ve seen my share of tranny porn. manti is no lady-man
/moleman’d
January 16th, 2013 at 8:59 PM
Are you really that guy? Or are you that woman?
Exactly!
January 16th, 2013 at 9:00 PM
there aint no way he’s gay. cmon naw. and even if he is gay, as long as he’s not a twink, i dont see how that’s not a positive. i think it helps his draft stock, if anything.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:01 PM
Zach morris did this in a Law and Order SVU episode. So far from his days at bayside
January 16th, 2013 at 9:02 PM
Sanchez is way down the closeted homosexual list. There are lesser measures of deceit to take than a college rape and underage girl
Stoned spencer?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:03 PM
love the VW commercial where the dad is teaching his kid to throw
I actually rewound and replayed it the fist time I saw it.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:03 PM
eh, it would sadly be a gimmick, teams with nothing else to get attention, or distractions from the mess their team actually is. I mean, no team worth any fans attention would ever be willing to sit there and acquire a player with the sole purpose to get attention, sell some jerseys and sell some tickets no matter how it might screw over a teams chances at winning.
/NYJets’d
January 16th, 2013 at 9:03 PM
first
January 16th, 2013 at 9:04 PM
Asking spencer if he is stoned is like asking Meth if he hates his job
January 16th, 2013 at 9:04 PM
mellow = enhanced
January 16th, 2013 at 9:04 PM
Exactly, all the offensive lineman will be scared to block him because for fear of catching the gay.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:05 PM
I’ve seen my share of tranny porn. manti is no lady-man
/moleman’d
Shots fired!!!
January 16th, 2013 at 9:06 PM
For fucks sake Towson needs to hurry up and win so I can cash my internet ducket$
January 16th, 2013 at 9:06 PM
Not sure it is a shot fired more than him watching a lot of redtube
January 16th, 2013 at 9:06 PM
Reminds me of the Sunny episode where they are in the strip club and Dennis is explaining to Charlie and Frank the differences in gay guys. Hilarious shit. Bears, twinks, power bottoms. Lol.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:07 PM
Nice gag job by NC State against the Terps tonight…booooooooo
January 16th, 2013 at 9:07 PM
Oh wait … I’ve never seen any tranny porn so … I’m not sure what to make of all this.
/naive and lovin’ it
January 16th, 2013 at 9:07 PM
he was just confused and experimenting with girls.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:08 PM
/puts hands over ears and screams “la la la la”
January 16th, 2013 at 9:08 PM
Manti is definitely a power bottom.
/waits for HTown to confirm
January 16th, 2013 at 9:08 PM
Frank Reynolds: You don’t look like a gay guy.
Dennis Reynolds: That’s because he’s a bear.
Mac: What?
Dennis Reynolds: He’s a bear. You see, some gay guys are twinks and other are bears. This gay guy’s a bear. By the way, we are totally cool with that. To each his own.
Frank Reynolds: Wait, I’m a little confused here. What’s a twink?
Dennis Reynolds: A twink is small and slender, like mac.
Mac: Oh, no, I’m too muscular. I would be a bear.
Dennis Reynolds: Uh, don’t think so, bro. Not hairy enough.
Frank Reynolds: Smooth. Now, I would be a bear.
Dennis Reynolds: No, no. See, I don’t think you’d be a bear either. As a matter of fact, I don’t know what you’d be. You’re definitely not a twink.
Frank Reynolds: I’d be a top, that’s for sure.
Mac: Can a twink be a top or is that reserved for bears?
Dennis Reynolds: I’m sure there’s a great deal of switching back and forth but I think more often then not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.
Frank Reynolds: What’s a power bottom?
Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
Dennis Reynolds: Actually Mac, you’ve got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
Frank Reynolds: Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?
Mac: Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.
Dennis Reynolds: Speed has everything to do with it! You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he’s supposed to apply. Speed’s the name of the game.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:08 PM
Ms- I think Stanford would check if one of their students died. I think, no I know, every university does this.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:09 PM
whoa, can you not say killboner?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:09 PM
holy shit…you can’t say c1alis.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:09 PM
Squawk making mental note of everything he never wants to find in his kids’ browser history
January 16th, 2013 at 9:09 PM
why the fuck can’t you say cia1is?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:10 PM
HAHAHAHA…you can’t spell socia1ist without cia1is.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:10 PM
Im pretty sure all educational institutions are required to do so.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:11 PM
Spencer, is it as weird listening to Wagner and Mahler stoned as it sometimes is clearheaded?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:12 PM
From earlier..i dont think Tebow is gay like some people joke(i think?). Hes just socially awkward
January 16th, 2013 at 9:13 PM
It’s officially weird in here now.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:13 PM
im not entirely sure i can say ive ever listened to wagner or mahler without my mellow being enhanced…
January 16th, 2013 at 9:14 PM
If this has been pointed out, forgive me. There is too many stories going everywhere for me to read all the comments.
But, why would a Heisman Trophy candidate on a top 10 NOTRE DAME football team need to resort to a pretend relationship with someone who doesnt exist.
Right. He wouldnt. My guess is he could have been nailing Jack Swarbrick’s wife nightly cuckold style along with every “woman” in South Bend as dessert.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:14 PM
Its weird listening to it sober like me so i imagine some pieces are trippy stoned…especially those dark wagner pieces
January 16th, 2013 at 9:14 PM
i know, right? why can you say social but not cia1is?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:15 PM
Ms- I think Stanford would check if one of their students died. I think, no I know, every university does this.
That shit’s gotta be written down somewhere. In an SOP somewhere. It becomes a Sarbans-Oxley or HIPAA violation or something. Right?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:16 PM
Wow – you’re right – Cial!s is off limits. wtf?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:16 PM
This is so great.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:17 PM
Naive person of the day: my friend’s friend was putting windshield wiper fluid in her car today and spilled a bunch all over the place. She had to google it to make sure her car wouldnt explode when she started it………
/throws brick
January 16th, 2013 at 9:18 PM
Wow – you’re right – Cial!s is off limits. wtf?
You got Jdiddy talking about trannys, Rondoman talking about twinks and bears. But medication to solve limp noodle is taking it too far.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:19 PM
At least she didnt put it in the crankcase or radiator, right?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:19 PM
Right. He wouldnt.
No. But you can’t teach naive and stupid.
Add that to the horrible game he played against bama – 4th round.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:19 PM
That press agent in the bottom left of that photo almost looks photshopped in there. Terrible suit as well.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:19 PM
i dunno, i dig it honestly. a good chunk of my favorite composers are from communist russia…the music has a certain pride and inspires some serious nationalist emotions even for westerners. wagner’s pretty similar, even tho it’s kinda queasy connecting it to nazi’s and shit. weed just facilitates a smoother connection with music yo but some schoenberg’ll really kill a buzz fast.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:21 PM
A friend of mine’s kid was on american idol so I watched it.
The kid was good, but that show is a fucking trainwreck.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:23 PM
Holy shit. I couldn’t say Cialus, either. Odd. Is USA Today heavily advertised by Viagra?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:23 PM
D-Spin has to have a follow-up ready to go on this for tomorrow, right? Tuiasosopo gonna turn since Te’o cut him loose today. Hell hath no fury like the buddy who invented your fake dead girlfriend beard, scorned.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:24 PM
It’s because of the socia1ist word ban.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:24 PM
Is USA Today heavily advertisedIs J-mac a heavy user of Viagra?Fixed.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:25 PM
It’s because of the socia1ist word ban.
I thought I remembered someone saying that when Obama was getting ready to get elected the first time that’s when that “S” word got banned. True?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:25 PM
D-Spin has to have a follow-up ready to go on this for tomorrow, right? Tuiasosopo gonna turn since Te’o cut him loose today. Hell hath no fury like the buddy who invented your fake dead girlfriend beard, scorned.
Wow. I guess I should click the links.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:26 PM
If Te’o comes out, here’s how he gets drafted:
Goodell will tell Dan Snyder he’ll rescind those cap violations if the Redskins draft Te’o.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:26 PM
Social isthmus
January 16th, 2013 at 9:27 PM
I thought I remembered someone saying that when Obama was getting ready to get elected the first time that’s when that “S” word got banned. True?
/hides high-cap mag
//… in jacket pocket … c’mon
January 16th, 2013 at 9:27 PM
could you imagine lou holtz saying this? i can.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:28 PM
Te’o draft day will be waaay worse Aaron Rogers’.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:28 PM
Niki minajmneeds to get nood
January 16th, 2013 at 9:29 PM
Niki minajmneeds to get nood
No. No I wood not.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:30 PM
After looking at Te’o's picture up there, I’m convinced he looks like the turtle from Rocko’s Modern Life.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:30 PM
Minaj needs to shut up and go away. Stop polluting the airwaves..but yes, just show your cans once before you leave
January 16th, 2013 at 9:32 PM
I just want to see her toilet and her fun bags. Don’t care about her allosaurus face.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:33 PM
i was all set to snark about this, but i looked it up and youre not that far off…
January 16th, 2013 at 9:34 PM
Not sure who has a better ass..her or whore kardashian
January 16th, 2013 at 9:34 PM
Question: Is it ok to chase Aleve with vodka?
/still naive
//not Te’o naive
///not Penn State Administration naive
////just plain old naive
/////“la la la la”
January 16th, 2013 at 9:35 PM
Is it ok to chase Aleve with vodka?
One step ahead of the hangover huh?
January 16th, 2013 at 9:35 PM
You know what’d go great with this shot? Another shot.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:35 PM
Old naive man!
January 16th, 2013 at 9:36 PM
Nope. A little cough, sore throat. Gotta fly tomorrow and then again Monday. Not excited. At. All.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:37 PM
No steph curry for the warriors tonight vs the heat. Oof.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:37 PM
A little cough, sore throat. Gotta fly tomorrow and then again Monday.
Spreading sickness all around. Xmas came late, motherfuckers! ::Hack::
January 16th, 2013 at 9:39 PM
you should rip a huge fart on your flight tomorrow.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:40 PM
Speaking of the NBA …
Free Tickets!!!
January 16th, 2013 at 9:41 PM
you should rip a huge fart on your flight tomorrow
There may be no preventing this. Should may not be in the equation.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:42 PM
Never had a flu shot. But planned to this year and never got the time. I know it’s not complete insurance, but if I have the flu now… oh damn.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:42 PM
So Teo is either a bullshit con artist who was in on this whole thing or the stupidest motherfuccker who has ever lived. I’m going with the former, because I don’t think Notre Dame lets in brain-dead morons, even for football.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:44 PM
She does appear to have a serious toilet. But I need to see it to be sure. I have seen cumdashians, and I know it’s great.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:44 PM
Nada, can we go for both? Because if he conned this, it also makes him a stupid motherfucker.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:45 PM
If Teo was indeed the victim of a hoax, and I’m an NFL team, do I want to draft someone so fucking gullible and ass-brained?
I can imagine the offense on the other side of the ball:
“Hey, dude, we’re totally not gonna run your way! Really! We’re gonna run the other way! So you don’t need to defend, OK?”
January 16th, 2013 at 9:46 PM
fear the turtle!
January 16th, 2013 at 9:47 PM
Salma Hayek.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:47 PM
Salma Hayek.
Definitely a breath of fresh ass.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:48 PM
Shostakovich, yo.
Prokofiev, mofo.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:51 PM
/fist bump
January 16th, 2013 at 9:52 PM
January 16th, 2013 at 9:08 PM
Ms- I think Stanford would check if one of their students died. I think, no I know, every university does this.
Not if she was an alumnus.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:52 PM
Yakoff Smirnoff is a douche. There. I said it.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:52 PM
Salma Hayek?
/swan dives
January 16th, 2013 at 9:53 PM
Rachmaninoff, biotch
/nods at spence
January 16th, 2013 at 9:57 PM
Like Bush had a brain. My ass.
January 16th, 2013 at 9:57 PM
/nods
January 16th, 2013 at 9:58 PM
You all believed Teo’s crap. What a country!
/ Guffaws in outrageous Russian accent
January 16th, 2013 at 9:58 PM
Don’t thnk she was an alumnus.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:00 PM
You are giffing me three pair blooo jean. I prezent you 1 boddle finest woodka on face of earth.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:01 PM
nyet, nyet…friends, why are you being on the offensive? i do not come to your home and say john wayne is stunad. “hello pilgrim, i will use my credit card.” you see now, da?
January 16th, 2013 at 10:01 PM
Effin grizzly bear on the loose here. wtf?
January 16th, 2013 at 10:01 PM
Menarky, it’s not really worth debating as she never actually existed.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:02 PM
throw in 6 pack toilet paper and we haff deal.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:02 PM
Well ms, that’s true.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:03 PM
this deal…it is not making the sense. six pack toilet paper for pack of american cigarette and one pair jordache blue jean? nyet.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:04 PM
if you let me have night of passion with your wife sonya, we are having the deal.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:04 PM
Now is the perfect moment for Lance Armstrong to announce he was the victim of an incredible hoax.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:04 PM
she big in hips, make love for many hour, no problem.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:05 PM
fucking crazy you are. I am having one loaf two day bread. You have that and my farking wool socks. Deal or nyet.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:05 PM
I did not think it was possible for me to despise Notre Dame more than I already did. I was mistaken.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:07 PM
Speaking eastern europeans..there are a lot of bosnians and serbs here in the utica, NY area. A lot of the women work as dental hygienists and nurses. Oh those accents are trashy hot.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:07 PM
I used to be a fan. No more. Scissors cut deep.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:08 PM
Oh those accents are trashy hot
Oh yeah. To hear one of them say “blow job” and roll that ‘l’, oh yeah.
Arrre you … weergin?
/I’ve only heard it in movies.
//I swear
///naive – remember?
January 16th, 2013 at 10:08 PM
Never mind ms, some assface on the cardinals says she is real.
/ confusion vomits
January 16th, 2013 at 10:09 PM
Squawk is naive like i am skinny…..
January 16th, 2013 at 10:11 PM
so I was only partially paying attention to the ND presser.. did they say they hired the MTV Catfish guy to clear Te’o?
January 16th, 2013 at 10:15 PM
Fatty.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:15 PM
This was a fun backread.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:15 PM
This was a fun backread.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:18 PM
For all you young pups ..
Linda Fiorentino in Gotcha to Anthony Edwards…
Sasha: You are a wirgin, yes?
Jonathan: Wirgin? I…
Sasha: A wirgin, um… you’re not yet being with woman?
Jonathan: Virgin!
Sasha: Yes.
Jonathan: Me? Hah, no! Jeez, no. God, I’ve… I’ve been with, you know, thirty, forty… you kind of lose track, kinda…
Sasha: I like, um, virgins. It is so exciting to me to touch boy the way no woman ever touch before. It is a feeling of power.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:19 PM
Fatty? Guilty as charged
Oh man, linda fiorentino was hot
January 16th, 2013 at 10:21 PM
Old. Guilty.
… South Florida … a guy got arrested for … wait for it …
Giving someone a wedgy.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:25 PM
Was in the round up this morning.. Surprised no one ran him down and Zimmerman’d him
January 16th, 2013 at 10:30 PM
Breaking news:
Declan Sullivan death was a hoax, he has been living in Hawaii while attending Stanford and dating Manti Teo over the Internet.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:32 PM
Everything about her said fuck me. And then she would devour you like a praying mantis.
/ Peter Berg in The Last Seduction = the original Manti Teo
January 16th, 2013 at 10:33 PM
So was he in on this or not? I’m inclined to say 85% chance he was, but all my ND friends are just saying he’s naive and stupid
January 16th, 2013 at 10:33 PM
Declan Sullivan death was a hoax, he has been living in Hawaii while attending Stanford and dating Manti Teo over the Internet.
Fantastic.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:34 PM
but all my ND friends are just saying he’s naive and stupid
They’re lying to you. Over the internet.
January 16th, 2013 at 10:35 PM
fiorentino at her peak in MIB. that voice, those eyes, that body
January 16th, 2013 at 10:35 PM
/nods at vez
January 16th, 2013 at 10:39 PM
Those assholes! Nobody dupes me and Jack Swabrick
January 16th, 2013 at 10:42 PM
played a fun game at dinner tonight, one of the rare times all six of us sit and eat together. wife made indian food, and when the kids balked at trying the new stuff we told them when they travel someday they better not eat at mcdonalds, they had to eat the local cuisine. then things got stereotypical
we asked them where they wanted to go then tried to think of what they;d eat there.
germany? sausages and beer
peru? no one could think of anything
turkey? strong coffee
texas? texas isn’t a country. yeah it is it;s the repuboic of texas
israel? filet of palestinian, gaza strip steak
January 16th, 2013 at 10:43 PM
scotland? haggis and blood pudding
ireland? potatoes and beer
russia? vodka and cigarettes
January 16th, 2013 at 10:45 PM
Indian food? Like Native American or India Indian? Did it taste like gang rape and inequality?
January 16th, 2013 at 10:48 PM
southeast asia indian. nan, spicy something or other, chicken, some fig/almond bar
i remembered that we went to an indian restaurant once and i tried goat. meat is meat. real men eat bugs
January 16th, 2013 at 10:50 PM
Indian food is fucking awesome
January 16th, 2013 at 10:53 PM
germany? sausages and beer
peru? no one could think of anything
turkey? strong coffee
texas? texas isn’t a country. yeah it is it;s the repuboic of texas
israel? filet of palestinian, gaza strip steak
Missouri? Road kill porcupine and road side walnuts
January 16th, 2013 at 10:54 PM
Shit. I meant pecans.
Indian food is really good, but there are too many Indian joints now that are aspiring to be like Chinese buffets. Gotta know the good spots.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:00 PM
south bend? bullshit
January 16th, 2013 at 11:02 PM
guinea pigs. seriously.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:17 PM
Fixed
January 16th, 2013 at 11:19 PM
guinea pigs. seriously.
….and really cool mountain potaotes
January 16th, 2013 at 11:21 PM
Know what’s sad? This whole Teo thing has overshadowed the fact that ritty is hooking up with that Twitter chick from the USC post.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:22 PM
… look like Lance Armstrong’s testicles.
January 16th, 2013 at 11:23 PM
… look like Lance Armstrong’s testicles.
after an oprah gargling
January 16th, 2013 at 11:23 PM
vomits