Raider Fans Fight on Urine-Soaked Bathroom Floor Because They Are Raider Fans

All, Blithering Idiots, Fans, Fighting, Gladiators, NFL, Obviously, Video Tim Ryan September 17th. 2012, 2:46pm

Win or lose, Raiders fans must fight. It’s a humorous, albeit sad fact of life. On Sunday, the Raiders lost 35-14 to the Dolphins. To follow suit rather appropriately, a bunch of Raider fans brawled in a stadium bathroom, creating a makeshift Slip ‘N Slide thanks to the countless puddles of urine all over the floor. At the 31-second mark, it appears that one of the brawlers opts to perform a dizzying breakdance number thanks to all the thoughtful piss.

Urine and Raider fans, like beer and buffalo wings.

As always, The Big Lead staff implores you dipshits to turn your phone sideways when taking video, especially for inspiring footage such as this Hallmark moment.

[via ‏@HerbieVerstinks]

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83 Responses to “Raider Fans Fight on Urine-Soaked Bathroom Floor Because They Are Raider Fans”

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St. Bear Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Wrong video.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
Yankee fans screw on urine soaked bathroom floor because they are Yankee fans.
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KC Resident Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
And that concludes this past weekend of midget fighting.
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
/sees precedent has already been set
//pees on floor
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Babar 2.0 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
Wrong video.
It’s weird…if you watch the whole Eric Wright INT…it takes you into urine soaked bathroom. It’s like a trap door video.
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
when i hear “urine soaked” i think of mole’s carpet after an unfortunate swipe of his arm while sleeping.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Also, the Coliseum is a pile of concrete trash. The bathrooms utilize the trough, so the stalls are havens for men with small penises. This often leads to the brodowns you see here.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Speaking of urine, was there already a post on how awful Erin Andrews’ Fox College Football studio show is?
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KC Resident Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
when i hear “urine soaked” i think of mole’s carpet after an unfortunate swipe of his arm while sleeping.
I think of Kim Kardashian. Weird.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
*was
SYNTAX!
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rodmansrage Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
if you were to nuke oakland, property values would go up.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
As always, The Big Lead staff implores you to remember to turn your phone sideways, dipshits.
Can’t you just turn the watermark sideways, too?
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
Can’t you just turn the watermark sideways, too?
dont think that’s a watermark.
/veal
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jthussler Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 2:59 PM
No organization better reflects its fanbase than the Oakland Raiders.
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Maui Tom Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
No knives! Security stepping up!
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
I read all those “previous”lys and my brain autofills “on L.A. Law…”
Susan Dey ftw
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
No knives! Security stepping up!
to be fair, there’s an unwritten rule about knifefights in areas where penises dangle.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:04 PM
if you were to nuke oakland, property values would go up.
A lot of Oakland is covered in million dollar homes.
Definitely some shit parts though.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
A lot of Oakland is covered in million dollar homes.
Definitely some shit parts though.
Yeah, I definitely drove through an insanely nice part of Oakland up in the hills awhile back. I think that was the part of town that burned down from forest fires awhile back. The part down down by the stadiums is awful though.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
awhile back. awhile back. awhile. BACK.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:07 PM
A lot of Oakland is covered in million dollar homes.
And then there’s the Ashby BART Station.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:08 PM
I found most of the BART system to be unfathomably dirty. Especially the stations.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
A lot of Oakland is covered in million dollar homes.
Isn’t that where they execute people?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
when i hear “urine soaked” i think of mole’s carpet after an unfortunate swipe of his arm while sleeping.
Luckily when I was doing a lot of bottle pissing my mattress was on the floor, so I was in safe range. Also had pine floors. Did knock one over in the middle of the night while reaching for an empty one though.
/is now cohabitating, have had to stop pissing in bottles
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
/is now cohabitating, have had to stop pissing in bottles
i love how it’s “have had to stop” and not “don’t have to pee in bottles anymore.”
i will not apologize for my love of pissing in and on things. i pray for jellyfish attacks.
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Novac Chokeabitch Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Question for degenerates: what is a good, reputable online sportsbook? One where I can actually expect payment and to not have my CC number stolen?
/I call him Gamblor
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jthussler Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Is Dennis Allen the clear frontrunner for The Raheem Morris Memorial Guy In Over His Head Award?
Guy’s off to an auspicious start.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:13 PM
Well the bathroom is right next to the bedroom, so really, I don’t need to.
Haven’t peed in the sink yet either.
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Tim Ryan Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Haven’t peed in the sink yet either.
Yet. Yet.
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Yet. Yet.
well yea…it’s inevitable. i mean, one of these days the toilet’s gonna be clogged and THEN where do you pee?
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VladimirCrouton Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
Is Dennis Allen the clear frontrunner for The Raheem Morris Memorial Guy In Over His Head Award?
Guy’s off to an auspicious start.
Pryor can save his job.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Dennis Allen got that job because of his steely stare.
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somewhereoverthedwaynebowe Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
well yea…it’s inevitable. i mean, one of these days the toilet’s gonna be clogged and THEN where do you pee?
my sink is actually clogged right now. need some drain-O
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sousedbergin Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
well yea…it’s inevitable. i mean, one of these days the toilet’s gonna be clogged and THEN where do you pee?
Off the third floor balcony like a sir.
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
my sink is actually clogged right now. need some drain-O
pssh…that’s all marketing fluff. use nature’s plunger, gravity.
/does not endorse gravity for your plumbing solutions
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
my sink is actually clogged right now. need some drain-O
Sophomore year of college.
I had stopped drinking for nearly a year. I gave myself alcohol poisoning at the tail end of my freshman year doing the century club (worth it, also exposed myself to a future NFL player that night), then had a liver condition related to Tylenol buildup over a few year span, so I gave my liver a long time off.
Come winter and I decide it’s time to start up again. Go out for Mexican food with some buddies then we goto a kegger, I get shithoused off a Yuengling keg. Naturally, being sober for so long I ended up getting sick. So I puked in my dorm sink when I got home.
Aforementioned Mexican food is not yet digested so there are huge chunks of tomato in the sink.
Solution: try to dissolve the food with my jet stream of piss.
Did not work.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Also, I’m not here much anymore but something something Colorado getting beaten 69-14 by Fresno St.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Did not work.
I would have gone with throwing up again to get more HCl in the sink to do the work for you.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
I gave myself alcohol poisoning at the tail end of my freshman year doing the century club
You.Fucking.Pussy.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
You.Fucking.Pussy.
I finished the 100 shots though.
AND managed to get to my nine o’clock speed reading class the next morning.
Threw up leaving the class afterward though.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
I finished the 100 shots though.
I know a girl who tapped out at 7, seriously 7.
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Solution: try to dissolve the food with my jet stream of piss.
Did not work.
i admire your ability to creatively solve problems though. well, at least the attempt.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
AND managed to get to my nine o’clock speed reading class the next morning.
Did you go to an As Seen on TV University? Did you have a cooking class with Ron Popeil?
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
AND managed to get to my nine o’clock speed reading class the next morning.
one of the most valuable classes i ever took.
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Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:32 PM
Is there worse piss that generally speaking gets the “good beer” tag than Yuengling?
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
I had a bio lab the day after my 21st birthday. We had to disinfect everything with ethanol. I spent three hours trying to not vomit every time I smelled it.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Did you go to an As Seen on TV University? Did you have a cooking class with Ron Popeil?
Nah it was a one credit class that mostly athletes took to boost their grade. I took it because I wanted to finish reading Rainbow Six and goddamn Clancy needs to get an editor.
Problem was it was such a joke of a class so if you missed one day you failed.
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:34 PM
Is there worse piss that generally speaking gets the “good beer” tag than Yuengling?
guinness. tastes like the bucket left in a semi-trailer used for human traficking.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:35 PM
Problem was it was such a joke of a class so if you missed one day you failed.
Because you wouldn’t have the ability to catch up on the text fast enough?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
Yuengling has to be drank in gulps (coop’d) you can’t sip it. But I love it.
Guinness I can drink like water because of the gas composition.
Been drinking Pimm’s Cups all weekend though, switching off beer to liquor for a bit.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
guinness. tastes like the bucket left in a semi-trailer used for human traficking.
I give Guinness a pass, for being the medium through which an Irish Car Bomb is best enjoyed.
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:36 PM
I took it because I wanted to finish reading Rainbow Six and goddamn Clancy needs to get an editor.
i lolled.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:37 PM
Is there worse piss that generally speaking gets the “good beer” tag than Yuengling?
Abita. Blue Moon.
guinness
GODDAMNIT SPENCER
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Abita
Ain’t nothing wrong with Purple Haze.
Man, at the beer festival at the zoo Friday I was pounding those until I saw the Lagunitas and Rogue tables across the way. Rogue girl ended up cutting me off so I hope she got trampled by an elephant, who then defiled the corpse, because an elephant never forgets a bro.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Guinness I can drink like water because of the gas composition.
Nitrogen-bubbling beers is almost a big a rip-off as filling your tires with nitrogen. If you want nitrogen in your beer, just take a deep fucking breath before you take a sip.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
guinness. tastes like the bucket left in a semi-trailer used for human traficking.
I could probably drink 10 buckets of those Natashas’ bowel movements in one sitting.
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
gerard…i aint a drinker, meng. never acquired the taste for guinness.
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sousedbergin Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Breaking: Teetotaler Has Zero Taste In Booze.
Guinness is the greatest human invention other than the inventions needed to produce Guinness.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Nitrogen-bubbling beers is almost a big a rip-off as filling your tires with nitrogen. If you want nitrogen in your beer, just take a deep fucking breath before you take a sip.
Fuck that. Nitrogen = smaller bubbles = less bloat = more beer carrying capacity in my belly.
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HawkEye Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Abita
Drinking the wrong Abita. Jockamo and Turbodog are tasty.
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Tim Ryan Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Is there worse piss that generally speaking gets the “good beer” tag than Yuengling?
guinness. tastes like the bucket left in a semi-trailer used for human traficking.
Nah.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Ain’t nothing wrong with Purple Haze.
I think my appreciation of it is affected by the fact that I spent like 30 hours blacked out in New Orleans.
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KC Resident Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Is there worse piss that generally speaking gets the “good beer” tag than Yuengling?
Most non-craft European beers. Peroni, Amstel, Heineken, etc…
I have no opinion of Guinness other than, much like Jack Daniels, they have an impressive marketing arm.
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Wide Word of Sport (?) Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:43 PM
Fuck that. Nitrogen = smaller bubbles = less bloat = more beer carrying capacity in my belly.
It’s about time you make those lazy fucking kidneys do some work.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Fuck that. Nitrogen = smaller bubbles = less bloat = more beer carrying capacity in my belly.
Truth. I think I can actually drink a Guinness faster than a glass of water because it’s Guinness and water is where fish piss.
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Coach Mike Woodson, Atlanta Hawks Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Most non-craft European beers. Peroni, Amstel, Heineken, etc…
Amstel and Heineken actually are worse, but I didn’t think people thought that they were great beers.
Maybe it’s a Ohio/PA thing, but Yuengling is on a pedestal around here. It blows.
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HawkEye Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
Fuck that. Nitrogen = smaller bubbles = less bloat = more beer carrying capacity in my belly.
So you’re saying I should switch to Cutthroat Porter when it’s on Nitro?
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KC Resident Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
I think I can actually drink a Guinness faster than a glass of water because it’s Guinness and water is where fish piss. Gerard
I think your statement has a hole in it.
And, yeah, Hawkins really Turner Gill’d CU. 55 points in the first half.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:45 PM
These days it’s easy to find well-poured Guinness, but I remember when I first tried it was one of those six-packs of old school bottles that taste super malty. Don’t see those as often anymore.
We also called television antennae “rabbit ears.”
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sousedbergin Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Is there worse piss that generally speaking gets the “good beer” tag than Yuengling?
Tuborg.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Though agreed nitrogen in tires is retarded. Nissan does it with their new cars, but on the bright side the blue stem-caps they use to mark the nitrogen tires match my car’s paint.
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St. Bear Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:47 PM
Maybe it’s a Ohio/PA thing, but Yuengling is on a pedestal around here. It blows.
It’s a cost/benefit thing. It’s in the same price point as Budweiser and Coors Light, so when compared to those beers, it’s great.
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KC Resident Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Amstel and Heineken actually are worse, but I didn’t think people thought that they were great beers. Woodson
I wouldn’t think so either, but folks see “Imported” and gladly pay extra money for shit. I notice this more with people over 50. They didn’t have craft beer in their hard drinking days. It was either some American Macrobrewery or Eurotrash beer. Or Michelob.
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:48 PM
Hawkins really Turner Gill’d CU. 55 points in the first half.
It was glorious. I bet someone breaks 80 against them.
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Badger Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
I took it because I wanted to finish reading Rainbow Six and goddamn Clancy needs to get an editor.
I’m guessing you also hated watching Rubicon. I’m of the opinion that every part of Rainbow Six was worth it just for the ending. Spectacular payoff.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:49 PM
It’s a cost/benefit thing. It’s in the same price point as Budweiser and Coors Light, so when compared to those beers, it’s great.
In State College a lot of bars ran a “five bucks for a bucket of five lagers” special. Don’t care how bad some people think it is, I’m drinking five Yuenglings for five bucks.
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KC Resident Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
Maybe it’s a Ohio/PA thing, but Yuengling is on a pedestal around here. It blows.
People take pride in their local breweries. Boulevard and Free State Brewery brew the best beer in the world.
/see what I did there?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:50 PM
I’m guessing you also hated watching Rubicon. I’m of the opinion that every part of Rainbow Six was worth it just for the ending. Spectacular payoff.
I don’t even remember what happens outside of the hilarious crippled kid kidnapping at the amusement park section.
Great video game though.
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KC Resident Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:52 PM
It was glorious. I bet someone breaks 80 against them. Gerard
I’m old and slacking, but if WSU plays CU, Leach will let a lot of frustration out on them. Pac-12 teams …. Oregon, Stanford, USC, the Arizona schools. Oh, my. It will be KU ugly in Boulder this year.
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spencer096 Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:54 PM
I bet someone breaks 80 against them.
/pokes head in
golf?
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Gerard Portmanteau Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 3:58 PM
I’m old and slacking, but if WSU plays CU, Leach will let a lot of frustration out on them
I believe they start the Pac 12 sched next week against Wazzu. Giddyap.
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Nada Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 4:14 PM
I found most of the BART system to be unfathomably dirty. Especially the stations.
Most Bay Area residents are vividly aware that the homeless believe BART exists to serve as a public toilet first, as a mode of public transport second.
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A.P. Says:
September 17th, 2012 at 4:48 PM
no one would ever do that at a Niners game or an F1 race
/ballz