Kenneth Faried Was Sick So He Vomited into a Towel on Live Television

Stephen Douglas

The Denver Nuggets beat the San Antonio Spurs last night and Kenneth Faried had 19 points and 11 rebounds. Also, he puked. Like seriously puked. Gross, Joey Chestnut, reversal-of-fortune puked. As Faried vomited into a towel, teammates Kosta Koufos and Ty Lawson ran to safety.

OK, so Kenneth Faried can vomit into a towel during a timeout in the 4th quarter with a 14-point lead. But can he vomit into a towel on the bench when it matters? The good news is that even if Faried had vomited all over his teammates, this would still only be the second most disturbing post I’ve done in the last 24 hours. [Denver Post]