Andrew Bynum and His Awful Hair, Courtesy of Vengeful, Pride-Sucking Stylist
Andrew Bynum’s latest ridiculous hair offering has allowed for an usually rare moment in which local barbers and snooty hair stylists across the globe can unite, if just for a minute, to marvel at this hilarious monstrosity of follicle chaos. A head of hair so terribly divided against itself simply cannot stand, or at least not all the way.
The fascinating ‘fro fashion of the increasingly bizarre Bynum has managed to bring an unexpected, hilarious storyline to the NBA season without him ever stepping on the court. I fully expect the big fellow to throw an Adebisi hat into the mix by early April.
[via @JordanRaanan]
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February 19th, 2013 at 2:58 PM
His tits are badly misshapen.
/Hernia’d
February 19th, 2013 at 2:58 PM
Is it confirmed that this is, in fact, finished?
February 19th, 2013 at 3:03 PM
This has been a question for months. It’s an ongoing arts and crafts project.
February 19th, 2013 at 3:11 PM
Cant wait for the inevitable cap crushing contract that the Sixers will give him after he puts up double doubles for the last 25 games of the season.
February 19th, 2013 at 3:22 PM
Does he have a side job working the carnival sideshow as the two faced lady?
February 19th, 2013 at 3:23 PM
looks like a reject from late 80′s WWF.
February 19th, 2013 at 3:23 PM
He should shave the facial hair on one side for an even match.
February 19th, 2013 at 3:34 PM
Fantastic. Is that a mane in the back? It better be