Andrew Bynum’s Hair Generated a Lot of Funny Comments on Twitter

All, Hair issues, NBA Ronny Carlton November 15th. 2012, 10:55am

Andrew Bynum did something to his afro, and the internet found it radical and amusing. Here’s a sampling of tweets about it.

With hair like that, Andrew Bynum looks like he should be playing for Prince’s team. #Game #Blouses
— ☞ Brett Finch ♫(@_BMF12) November 15, 2012

How long til Andrew Bynum’s hair has its own Twitter feed?
— Seth Davis (@SethDavisHoops) November 15, 2012

What took you so long? RT @andybynumshair: @sethdavishoops May I help you?
— Seth Davis (@SethDavisHoops) November 15, 2012

My greatest fear this season is Andrew Bynum getting healthy and having less time to work on his hair.
— Marcel Mutoni (@marcel_mutoni) November 15, 2012

So at what point are we supposed to be seriously concerned about Andrew Bynum?
— Michael Smith (@michaelsmith) November 15, 2012

Now Andrew Bynum look like Tracy Morgan with a perm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— KingPen The DonDada (@KP_The_Don) November 15, 2012

“I am not my hair” -Andrew Bynum
— Analyse Woods (@analoso) November 15, 2012

So Andrew Bynum going wit that manny pacquiao look? #kudos
— Jamie McCoy(@iamjmccoy) November 15, 2012

Lebron’s hairline > Andrew Bynum’s haircut
— ☠Jon Brazil™☠ (@MrBrazil_) November 15, 2012

Andrew Bynum was Jim Buss’ guy…Jim Buss should be arrested.
— Jonah B (@greatbrownbino) November 15, 2012

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39 Responses to “Andrew Bynum’s Hair Generated a Lot of Funny Comments on Twitter”

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MaddMatt Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:00 AM
So at what point are we supposed to be seriously concerned about Andrew Bynum?
This is funny?
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:01 AM
None of those are funny.
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Der Kaiser Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:05 AM
None of those are funny.
It’s like when Studio 60 on Sunset Strip had those skits from show within the show. Seriously Aaron Sorkin, you suck.
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gfunk supreme Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
None of those are funny.
Looks like you’ll have to drop your employment law crusade, since Ronny isn’t providing anything of value to the site.
/ sick burn
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chocolatedunker Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:06 AM
he’s known more for his hair than his talent
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VladimirCrouton Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
So I remember when that Rooney fella that plays soccer got hair plugs. It was a big deal and everyone made fun of him on ESPN. LeBron gets them and mums the word? Fuck ESPN.
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Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:07 AM
Looks like you’ll have to drop your employment law crusade, since Ronny isn’t providing anything of value to the site.
/ sick burn
NOW THIS IS FUNNY
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KC Resident Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:14 AM
I stay away from Twitter because it is 99% insipid. I don’t get copying and pasting tweets to form a blog post.
Just some constructive criticism, Ronny. Also, drop the “ny.” Go by Ron or Ronald. Nobody takes adults seriously with the “E” sound at the end of their first name. Look at Joey Harrington.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Just some constructive criticism, Ronny. Also, drop the “ny.” Go by Ron or Ronald. Nobody takes adults seriously with the “E” sound at the end of their first name. Look at Joey Harrington.
I think Ronny is black…so “Ronny” works.
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cracker jack Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Nobody takes adults seriously with the “E” sound at the end of their first name.
Well fuck me
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WheresWallace Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:17 AM
Just some constructive criticism, Ronny. Also, drop the “ny.” Go by Ron or Ronald. Nobody takes adults seriously with the “E” sound at the end of their first name. Look at Joey Harrington.
This. Pet peeve of mine are grown ass men called “Jimmy.” Jimmy is a kid’s name.
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mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:18 AM
Also, drop the “ny.” Go by Ron or Ronald. Nobody takes adults seriously with the “E” sound at the end of their first name. Look at Joey Harrington.
agreed. James Carter who tells people at campaign stops to “call me ‘Jim’” gets elected to a second term in the White House. Jimmy Carter does not.
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johndewar Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
I don’t get copying and pasting tweets to form a blog post.
I’ve seen segments on news programs that now read and show people’s tweets. It’s like some bizarre, clandestine outsourcing of reporting.
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Babar 2.0 Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Well fuck me
Women are exempt…especially if it’s their full name. Just can’t go by Jenni or some shit.
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cleet Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:29 AM
I can’t believe there is a post with the tagline “Hair Issues” and it was not written by Tim Ryan.
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Jason McIntyre Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:38 AM
can’t believe there is a post with the tagline “Hair Issues” and it was not written by Tim Ryan.
now that’s a knowledgeable, longtime reader.
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rodmansrage Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:39 AM
he’s trying too hard.
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scripty Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:42 AM
Nobody takes adults seriously with the “E” sound at the end of their first name.
Well fuck me
Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin’ *Becky*?
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ThatsSoTaguchi (Now With Zip) Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:43 AM
agreed. James Carter who tells people at campaign stops to “call me ‘Jim’” gets elected to a second term in the White House. Jimmy Carter does not.
We both know this was because liberal economic policies never work.
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roastbeast Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:44 AM
he’s trying too hard.
He’s Fucking Working For Free!!!!!!
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mrejr8234 comes for the sports posts but stays to kill the local inhabitants Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Nobody takes adults seriously with the “E” sound at the end of their first name.
Welp.
/eats bullet
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sousedbergin Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:47 AM
Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin’ *Becky*?
Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y’know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!
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Mantis Toboggan Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:49 AM
Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin’ *Becky*?
For some odd reason, I got Mambo #5 stuck in my head after reading all of those names.
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roastbeast Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:52 AM
which of those are ’round the way girls?
sonic youth has a good song from dirty that lists some names
ashley, angie….
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scripty Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 11:57 AM
From Ted, the one guy says he has a girlfriend and she has a white trash name. That’s the list of guesses of the name.
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dontnomuch Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 12:02 PM
Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin’ *Becky*?
Don’t forget Tiffany.
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gfunk supreme Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 12:13 PM
sonic youth has a good song from dirty that lists some names
ashley, angie….
stacy, naomi…ice women. can’t think of any others
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Ronny Carlton Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Unfortunatley Ronny is my given name. The first in a long line of mistakes made by my parental units.
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 12:16 PM
You’re not funny, this isn’t funny.
Ron, if its ok I’ll call you that, the MVP
/starts MVP chant
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roastbeast Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 12:19 PM
stacy, naomi…ice women. can’t think of any others
rashonda i think is one
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roastbeast Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
here you go gfunk:
Roshumba, judith, paulina, cathy, vendella, naomi,
Ashley, angie, stacey, gail
Ice women
Ice women
Ice women
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Nada Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Nobody takes adults seriously with the “E” sound at the end of their first name.
SanDeE.
/ LA Story‘d
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Nada Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Andrew Bynum did something to his afro
I think the process is known as “processed.”
/ 1960s’d
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Ronny Carlton Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 12:41 PM
You’re not funny, this isn’t funny.
Ron, if its ok I’ll call you that, the MVP
/starts MVP chant
I’m dead serious not a fan of my name either. But hey what can ya do. Even worse I’m the only Ronny spelled with a y in the whole world. Thus I have to constantly correct people with the proper spelling. It’s a tough life
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PeerLessPrices Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Even worse I’m the only Ronny spelled with a y in the whole world. Thus I have to constantly correct people with the proper spelling. It’s a tough life
My high school coach was a Ronny. No one liked him
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Ronny Carlton Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 1:14 PM
My dad’s name is Ronny I don’t like him.. I did much better with the naming of my own children.
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cracker jack Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 1:15 PM
My dad’s name is Ronny I don’t like him.. I did much better with the naming of my own children.
You have children and TBL still isn’t paying you? Ouch.
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knifeyspoony Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
Nobody takes adults seriously with the “E” sound at the end of their first name. Look at Joey Harrington.
Willie Mays, Ronnie Lott, Mickey Mantle, Bobby Orr, Jackie Robinson, Manny Pacquiao, Scottie Pippen, Willie Roaf…
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knifeyspoony Says:
November 15th, 2012 at 1:23 PM
oh, and Jerry Rice. knew there was a big one I was forgetting.