Johnny Football Now Causing Women to Break Into Song [Video]

Johnny “Football” Manziel has taken the world of college football by storm this season. He has beaten Alabama, broken all sorts of records and is in the running for the Heisman. Everyone has noticed – including this middle-aged female fan who decided to sing a song about him. College football does strange things to people and this is the second middle-aged woman to take to the internet with her own brand of song over the sport this Fall. First there was the crazy Arkansas fan and now there is this Aggies fan. Kind of makes you wonder – how did people embarrass themselves before the Internet?

[via Kegs n' Eggs]

Previously: Texas A&M Fan in “Johnny Football” Shirt Starts Fight in Airport [Video]
Previously: Johnny Heisman: Texas A&M Upsets No. 1 Alabama in Tuscaloosa

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23 Responses to “Johnny Football Now Causing Women to Break Into Song [Video]”

VladimirCrouton Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 10:49 AM

Can’t wait for Johnny Football to get accused of sexual assault.

Some Random Old Dude Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 10:53 AM

Compared to most middle-aged ladies, she looks nice. Looks like she’s bustin’ out of L-7, big-time.

/Rick James’d

spencer096 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 10:54 AM

gross…atm with her would make you a faggie.

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 10:55 AM

Judging by the commenters reaction to the Bama QB’s mom, y’all probably think this is the hottest woman of all time.

smdh

#smdh

KC Resident Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 10:57 AM

Hopefully, the East Coast is getting a taste of the type of people that are aTm fans (Except for Urinal Mint.) The worst possible outcome for anyone knowing an Aggie fan is for Johnny Fucking Football to win the Heisman.

spencer096 Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 10:57 AM

Judging by the commenters reaction to the Bama QB’s mom, y’all probably think this is the hottest woman of all time.

the fuck? mccarron’s mom looks like someone put spinners on a 1991 pontiac grand am.

A.P. Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 10:57 AM

her versus the Arkansas girl.

woodsdog Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 10:59 AM

This induces douche chills.

Some Random Old Dude Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 10:59 AM

Judging by the commenters reaction to the Bama QB’s mom, y’all probably think this is the hottest woman of all time.

In 20 years, your perspective will change. Book it.

Is she model-fine. Nah? Reachable for a middle-aged guy? You betcha, Red Ryder.

mizerle06 is sarah phillips Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:00 AM

I made it through 0:30.

BFFredo Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:02 AM

Johnny Football is this year’s Honey Badger.

And aTm Milf up there with the bolt-ons looks like she’d be down for whatever, as the kids might say.

RexKramerDangerSeeker Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:09 AM

She’s Holiday Inn Lounge hot.

St. Bear Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:11 AM

Time is nobody’s friend.

johndewar Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:11 AM

And aTm Milf up there with the bolt-ons

If they are bolt-ons, they are the worst bolt-ons ever.

I say they are hers, with hydraulic assistance from her bra.

BFFredo Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:19 AM

If they are bolt-ons, they are the worst bolt-ons ever.

I say they are hers, with hydraulic assistance from her bra.

I probably have been biased given the large numbers of fake tits in the Houston area and the large number of Aggies who reside there.

In 20 years, your perspective will change. Book it.

Is she model-fine. Nah? Reachable for a middle-aged guy? You betcha, Red Ryder.

If I’m 65 and nailing a 43 year old, I’d say I’m doing great.

scripty Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:20 AM

Video is blocked but I presume this is what she is saying:

When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater. I said to him, “what do you call this most beautiful fabric?”, and he said “they call it cashmere”. I repeated the words “cashmere, cashmere”. I asked if I could have it, and he said “No. Get away from me.” Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn’t want the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.

rittyrich Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:21 AM

Is this also where I eat crow about Chizik?

Some Random Old Dude Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:21 AM

If I’m 65 and nailing a 43 year old, I’d say I’m doing great.

This. I have no shot at neither twenty-somethings nor thirty-somethings. A lady that age, however, might be…receptive (wink wink, nudge nudge).

VladimirCrouton Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:24 AM

Is this also where I eat crow about Chizik?

So many coaching vacancies. It’s gonna be so exciting!

scripty Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:31 AM

Is this also where I eat crow about Chizik?

Pretty sure you will be too busy explaining to some that Auburn is not a worse job than Cal, Arkansas and Tennessee. But that is amazingly odd about Chizik. For a younger coach to win a title and be on the street so soon? Almost unheard of.

Caribou Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:37 AM

Compared to most middle-aged ladies, she looks nice. Looks like she’s bustin’ out of L-7, big-time.

I’m backing you on this SROD. Those are big.

Caribou Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:38 AM

Kind of makes you wonder – how did people embarrass themselves before the Internet?

By getting drunk at the neighbor’s summer picnic and taking their top off???

/seen that before

rittyrich Says:
November 26th, 2012 at 11:39 AM

Pretty sure you will be too busy explaining to some that Auburn is not a worse job than Cal, Arkansas and Tennessee. But that is amazingly odd about Chizik. For a younger coach to win a title and be on the street so soon? Almost unheard of.

That wasn’t me. Unless I was drunk and don’t remember.