2013 NFL Mock Draft: Geno Smith 1st, Matt Barkley 2nd
We had a 2013 NFL mock draft back in May. Then we had one in late August. Through six weeks of the NFL and seven weeks of college football, plenty has changed.
1. Cleveland Browns – Geno Smith, QB, West Virginia. Picked by Chip Kelly of course. Excitement! Odds on this actually happening right now? I’d say 10 percent.
2. Jacksonville Jaguars – Matt Barkley, QB, USC. Shahid Khan keeps saying they’re not moving to LA, but if So Cal is in the franchise’s future, Barkley’s a nice jumping off point. Blaine Gabbert hasn’t show much competency through 20 games.
3. Oakland Raiders – Star Lotulelei, DT, Utah. Heir apparent to Richard Seymour (who just turned 33) inside? Lotulelei was 3rd in our preseason mock draft. That is, of course, assuming the Raiders keep this pick from the Carson Palmer trade.
4. Kansas City Chiefs – Barkevious Mingo, DE, LSU. I know they haven’t had much success with former LSU DL stars, but this is a best-on-board pick. The pressing need is at QB. With Smith/Barkley off the board, is there another QB they’d want this high? The answer might be Tyler Bray, Tyler Wilson or Logan Thomas early in the 2nd round.
5. Carolina Panthers – Jarvis Jones, LB, Georgia. Weapon for Cam? Secondary in a division with Ryan and Brees? Line protection for Cam? Jones is a monster, and you put him next to Beason and Kuechly and you’ve got an awesome young trio.
6. Arizona Cardinals – Chance Warmack, OL, Alabama. Bottom three offensive line in the NFL needs to protect … well, whoever that sorry QB is. Warmack, through the first six weeks of the season, is emerging as the top prospect on the line.
7. Tennessee Titans – Manti Te’o, LB, Notre Dame. Embarrassingly bad defense can’t stop the run (24th) or the pass (29th). Draft will be spent fortifying the secondary, beefing up the OL.
8. Buffalo Bills – Keenan Allen, WR, California. How can they spend so much on defense only to have it play so poorly? The offensive decision is under the assume the D (last against the run, 173 ypg) improves, and the franchise wants to give Fitzpatrick one last shot.
9. NY Jets – Luke Joeckel, OT, Texas A&M. Tough spot because the best DE prospect is gone, they can’t take a QB here, and the LBs I love (Jones, Te’o), won’t drop this far. Too early to grab a RB to replace Greene or a TE to replace Keller. I’d trade down and stockpile picks.
10. Tampa Bay Bucs – Dee Milliner, CB, Alabama. Are Tide corners (Arenas, Kirkpatrick) great in college because of the front seven? The 2nd worst pass defense in the NFL to this point grabs the best corner in the draft.
11. St. Louis Rams – Robert Woods, WR, USC. Receivers can’t stay healthy in St. Louis, or they just stink. Is this too early to grab Woods? Maybe, but Bradford is (still) in desperate need of skill players.
12. Minnesota Vikings – Sam Montgomery, DE, LSU. I give him a slight edge over FSU’s Werner at this point. Can never have enough pass rushers in a division with Stafford, Rodgers & Cutler.
13. Washington Redskins St. Louis Rams (from Redskins)- Taylor Lewan, OL, Michigan. Protect RG3 Bradford should be the mission of this franchise for the next decade.
14. Indianapolis Colts – Johnathan Hankins, DT, Ohio State. I know Andrew Luck needs an RB, but you can get one in the 2nd round. The run defense is giving up 159 ypg. Defense needs to be the top priority.
15. New Orleans Saints – Johnthan Banks, CB, Mississippi State. Odious secondary beefs up with SEC star.
16. San Diego Chargers – Eric Reid, S, LSU. Perhaps I still have the Denver choke fresh in my mind, when the secondary got torched by Peyton Manning.
17. Detroit Lions – Alec Ogletree, LB, Georgia. Rapidly-rising, mean streak, but might be better suited for a 3-4. Most importantly … can he play special teams?
18. Cincinnati Bengals – TJ McDonald, S, USC. Defense has been looking leaky early, but they just took two DTs early last year. McDonald would replace former Trojan Taylor Mays.
19. Philadelphia Eagles – Barrett Jones, OL, Alabama. What will the new coach want? Think you have to go OL regardless of whether or not Vick returns.
20. Seattle Seahawks – Bjoern Werner, DE, Florida State. Best-on-board spot for the Seahawks, who don’t have any glaring holes so far, and have lost three games by a TD or less.
21. Miami Dolphins – Justin Hunter, WR, Tennessee. Brian Hartline is the only pass-catching option for Ryan Tannehill. Or does Joe Philbin subscribe to the “you can get a WR anytime” philosophy the Packers did?
22. Dallas Cowboys – Tyler Eifert, TE, Notre Dame. Heir apparent to Jason Witten.
23. San Francisco 49ers – Marcus Lattimore, RB, South Carolina. Gore turns 30 in the offseason. Lattimore is the best back (by a considerable margin, right now) in the draft (assuming he enters).
24. Pittsburgh Steelers – John Jenkins, DT, Georgia. Probably won’t fall this far if his great senior season continues.
25. Baltimore Ravens - Arthur Brown, LB, Kansas State. It has to be defense. Brown won’t be the replacement for Ray Lewis, obviously, but he’s very good against the run. The Ravens (136 ypg) are not.
26. Atlanta Falcons – Sean Porter, LB, Texas A&M. Falcons run defense (143 ypg) will definitely hurt them in the postseason. The DL is solid; the linebackers need improvement.
27. Green Bay Packers – Ricky Wagner, OL, Wisconsin. Sky was falling two weeks ago after the loss to Indy; then the Packers throttled Houston. I’m thinking OL or secondary.
28. Denver Broncos – Kawann Short, DT, Purdue. Broncos run defense needs some help (115 ypg).
29. Chicago Bears – D.J. Fluker, OL, Alabama. Jay Cutler would love this move. Yes, that’s three Tide lineman going in the first round.
30. Houston Texans – Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Tennessee. Andre Johnson is looking a tad old, no? I was also thinking corner here, but Patterson, six games into his college career (he went the JUCO route) has looked like one of the most dynamic offensive playmakers in the SEC.
31. New England Patriots – Kenny Vaccaro, S, Texas. Trading it, obviously. On the off chance Belichick keeps it, my guess right now is they bolster the secondary.
32. NY Giants – Kevin Minter, LB, LSU. Giants OL could use some help, and someone in the secondary always seems to get hurt. I like what I’ve seen from Minter this year.

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October 19th, 2012 at 1:55 PM
I would say closer to 0%…Browns need to go defense wherever they pick. Someone mentioned it earlier but if an offer close to what StL received from RG3 (doubtful) they should definitely take it
October 19th, 2012 at 1:56 PM
15. New Orleans Saints – Johnthan Banks, CB, Mississippi State. Odious secondary beefs up with SEC star.
While I’d love to land either Banks or Eric Reid (really, any spot in the back 4 can be improved), I can’t imagine they aren’t targeting an upgrade in the front 7 – specially since they don’t have a 2nd rounder next draft thanks to the Recused One Himself.
October 19th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
No way Steelers are picking that low. Defense should be the pick though.
October 19th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
No way Detroit picks 17. I’d say more around the 7-10 range when it’s all said and done.
October 19th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
No way. Browns need a pass rusher really really bad.
October 19th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
Big mistake if any team takes him top 10.
October 19th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
20. Seattle Seahawks – Bjoern Werner, DE, Florida State. Best-on-board spot for the Seahawks, who don’t have any glaring holes so far, and have lost three games by a TD or less.
So I take it that you’re not familiar with “passing”? You see, in the NFL,the “QB” is allowed to throw the ball forward to a “wide receiver”. If the Hawks were able to get a “wide receiver” that can catch the fucking ball, they win games more often, and more is better when it comes to wins. Their receiving corps sucks.
October 19th, 2012 at 1:57 PM
No way dudes!
October 19th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT UP RYAN FITZPATRICK’S ASS!
They have to draft a QB.
/burns it to the ground
October 19th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Sounds about right.
October 19th, 2012 at 1:58 PM
Before last year when is the last time QB went 1 & 2 overall? I can’t think of any between 1998 and last year. I’m not sure I see either Cleveland or Jacksonville going qb that early but of course it depends on how the rest of the year goes.
October 19th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
No way dudes!
I’m reminded of Futurama and that nefarious Robot Council on the Human-hating Robot planet that kept shouting “SILENCE!” at each other.
/No way!
October 19th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
Doubt it. RB is not a great need for us with Gore/Hunter/James already on the roster.
You might see a safety to replace Goldson or a D lineman as Smith is getting out and Sopoaga isn’t under contract much longer.
October 19th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
I’d take the two USC receivers before I reached for Barkley
October 19th, 2012 at 1:59 PM
I can’t wait for the day when someone releases a mock with just quarterbacks being drafted in the first round.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
So the Browns have a QB jones the way the Lions had a WR jones under Millen?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
First Take sucks but damnit, Cari Champion has amazing legs
October 19th, 2012 at 2:00 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
October 19th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
TBL…do you really see Arizona basically going 0-10, 1-9 the rest of the way to warrant that top 6 pick?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:01 PM
QB isn’t the Browns problem right now. Their defense blows.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Really?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
The only chance Logan Thomas gets drafted is if he agrees to play a different position
October 19th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
This may cause me to murder my father-in-law.
/not necessarily a bad thing
October 19th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Re my previous comment, substitute “Chiefs” for “Browns” and “overrated LSU DE” for “QB”.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
not to change the subject or anything…. but make sure you tune into the Mich/MSU game this weekend. see what MSU is wearing.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
And yet you have them taking neither a DB or an OL. Totally makes sense.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:02 PM
give me the tide corners over most of these LSU defensive backs.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
Cari Champion has amazing legs
/runs to change channel
October 19th, 2012 at 2:03 PM
BFFredo, it is off now (well at least in the East)
October 19th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Need more Hakeem Nicks
October 19th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
1999 — QBs went 1-2-3.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
I got the Lions taking Mike Ilitch’s hairpiece hoping it brings them good fortune as well
October 19th, 2012 at 2:04 PM
when’s the commenter mock draft?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
-1 for doing the us/we thing.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
jdiddy, hags RBs dropped some too
October 19th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
BFFredo, it is off now (well at least in the East)
Nooooooooo!!!
Before last year when is the last time QB went 1 & 2 overall?
1999 — QBs went 1-2-3.
The Tim Couch-Donovan McNabb-Akili Smith Poo-Poo Platter.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:06 PM
usually between February-early April
October 19th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Oh yeah. Couch, someone, and Akili Smith.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
So Duffy much be fucking bankrupt in internet points at this juncture.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
most oregon boosters are saying chipper’s gonna take the chargers job.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
Seahawks glaring holes are thus: their backs and receivers not named Sidney Rice drop EVERY FUCKING BALL.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:07 PM
you know something that nobody else knows? They are gashing people with the run, now, and Eli remains upright.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Makes sense I would forget by far the best of the group. I was thinking Shaun King for some reason, I think he was in that draft but later.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:08 PM
This is way too low. Put them in the 10-12 range.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
That thing is amazing. And I’m pretty sure he had on hammer pants last night.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
every pittsburgh draft pick should be this: Offensive line, defensive backs, repeat
October 19th, 2012 at 2:09 PM
Remember when the Bears took Cade McNown in the first round of that draft?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Gore’s got a lot of miles. fuck he was tired last night. that offense is weak
niners fans are happy with hunter as gore’s successor?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Got a link?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
which means andy reid gets fired
/full-on wanking by the city of Philadelphia
October 19th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
A mock draft….in October….with the #1 projected pick projected to have a 10% probability of actually happening.
/brain melts
October 19th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Excited for Chris Berman to say “who’s gonna take a chance on Chance?”
October 19th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
Yes. That was glorious.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
I don’t
/McMahon’d
October 19th, 2012 at 2:10 PM
That seems really high. Remember this time last year when Landry Jones, Vontaze Burfict and Cliff Harris were thought to be top 12 picks. And A. Luck was headed to south beach? RG3 wasn’t even sniffing the 1st round.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
If Andy Reid is as good as gone and Chip decides to take the leap to the NFL, why would he take the Cleveland job over Philly?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
I yell enough in my living room, I might as well be on the damn sidelines.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Gore had his ribs bruised. I wouldn’t say he was tired, he did most of his damage in the second half.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
Ok.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:11 PM
So many people just don’t understand how A.J. Smith operates:
Coach gets 14 wins = fired.
Coach gets 8 wins = contract extension.
Norval is safe.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
Cleveland is better than Kansas City. KC should get the #1 pick by a landslide.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
well it didn’t take long for can’t miss greatest QB in the history of ever that has been hyped since December Tyler Brey to fall completely out of the first round.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:12 PM
You’ve spoken with most Oregon boosters?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
helps to have a clueless owner. Good job, good effort Spanos!
October 19th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Why the love for Eifert? can’t be based on his year so far. I think you had him right at 30-32
October 19th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Among residents and Eagles fans, we are all ready for a few years of tanking to rebuild. I say fuck it, the current way isn’t doing anything besides giving us fumbles and shitty play.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
when’s the commenter mock draft?
usually between February-early April
why not now? shit, this early, may as well have our SOs or kids do it
October 19th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
Yes. I love Kendall Hunter.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:13 PM
there are some real gems in that first mock draft. like this for instance…
October 19th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Remember when the Bears took Cade McNown in the first round of that draft?
Didn’t he and another QB get into a feud over some Playmate?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
phillymantis, maybe I’m a sucker for the preseason performances but I say give Nick Foles the chance for the starting job in camp next year.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:14 PM
Tennessee has the possibility of 10 guys being drafted. Astonishing.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
QBs from the same draft even as Tim Couch is currently married to Heather Kozar
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
The pride of Tulane’s 12-0 season was a better NFL QB than Tim Couch and Akili Smith.
Or Matt Leinert, Matt Cassell, Brady Quinn and Jimmy Clausen, for that matter.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
He might be getting that job sooner than that. I don’t think Vick makes it through November.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
/looks at buffalo’s QB
//gets angry
///blows things up
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
Don’t look at the stats….Eifert is a beast. His quarterback(s)….not so much.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:15 PM
32. NY Giants – Kevin Minter, LB, LSU. Giants OL could use some help, and someone in the secondary always seems to get hurt. I like what I’ve seen from Minter this year.
/scratches head.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
I hope this tackle can play QB
October 19th, 2012 at 2:16 PM
why not now? shit, this early, may as well have our EICs or kids do it
Corrected
October 19th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Is Selective Service coming back into existence?
Yes, considering that Dooley has no clue how to utilize all that talent.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
The only Oregon booster source I have is BAnder’s ladyfriend, will have to inquire about these Chip rumors later
October 19th, 2012 at 2:17 PM
Cordarelle will be drafted ahead of Hunter. I see no way this doesn’t happen. I love Hunter, but CP is a special talent.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Be careful. Comments like this are gonna get you a job in the NFL.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:18 PM
Jets stealing a page from the Belichick playbook? Love it.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Fiancée
/pours one out for gym milf’s everywhere
October 19th, 2012 at 2:19 PM
look what the basketball season dragged in!
October 19th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Eagles main concerns in the upcoming draft will be OL, CB (DRC is going to be get paid by someone), SS (Coleman sucks), and WR.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:20 PM
No Nathan Campbell in the first round? What a pile of horse shit.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
The Cardinals are done winning for the year apparently.
/looks at remaining schedule
//sees Ws against
MIN,SF,GB,ATL,STL,SEA,DET,CHI,SF///Looks like 1 more win this year.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Felons getting married, Fetch parlaying stalking into a relationship, god the internet is a whacky place.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Just stick to ESPN posts and ratings posts.
Damn, you really dont know much about sports.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
in all seriousness: Bills needs, in order, are owner, GM, Coach, QB, LB, DB, WR
October 19th, 2012 at 2:21 PM
Yes, considering that Dooley has no clue how to utilize all that talent
Ahem, his name is Doolander. He will become Dooley when he defeats a top 25 team … What’s that? Oh.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
I’m always here for selective college football whiney drive by posts.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
Mullet – how high do you think McCarron will be drafted? I really like is pro potential
October 19th, 2012 at 2:22 PM
starkington;not subtle
me;subtle
in this case
October 19th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
The Seahawks taking a DE??? No holes so far???
Do you watch/read/do anything to inform yourself of these teams not called the Jets?
I’d say WR is a pretty big hole for them.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:23 PM
As the biggest Cardinals homer in the entire world, I see 1 more win on their schedule, and that’s against the Jets. That offense is so bad, and they face a lot of good to really good defenses the rest of the way, that they might end up as a top 5 scoring defense, and the worst scoring offense.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
BAnder’s ladyfriend
Fiancée
Between this and finding out that fetch is 23 going on 50 and putting it to lefty’s sister, I don’t know how to talk to my fake internet friends anymore. Next thing you know, Senator Jersey is gonna be settling down to a life of middle management and getting married.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
He looks like Brody Croyle 2.0 to me.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:24 PM
Rice and Obamanu are the only guys I’d keep. Tate is a joke.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
just middle management? i expect him to be top dog!
/affirmative action’d
October 19th, 2012 at 2:25 PM
if it’s to a black girl, you know things have gotten really crazy.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Would is rude to get them a DVD of a movie that hasn’t been released yet for a wedding gift?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Meh….you’ll always have Tampa Bo and his love for gender bending porn stars.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:26 PM
Well, color me excited.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
glad I’m not the only one thinking that
October 19th, 2012 at 2:27 PM
I read this quickly and thought it said Fetch getting married at first. I lol’ed.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
I havent watched a ton of college football, so I got a question for the knowledgeable guys here.
How good is Barkley gonna be in the NFL? I thought highly of him last year, but what I have seen this season, he seems completely overrated now.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Don’t really know, maybe 4th round? To be honest, I’ve not even thought about it. I don’t really see him doing much in the NFL.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:28 PM
Felons getting married, Fetch parlaying stalking into a relationship, god the internet is a whacky place.
TBL parlayed this Internet thing into millions. Anything’s possible.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
benefits from his WRs taking 5-10 yard passes and running them 60+ yards
October 19th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Also, the Giants are repeating as SB champs?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Mullet – how high do you think McCarron will be drafted?
Don’t really know, maybe 4th round? To be honest, I’ve not even thought about it. I don’t really see him doing much in the NFL.
how bout his mom’s tits?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
It wouldn’t surprise me one bit.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:29 PM
Alex Smith?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
I’d rather swallow battery acid than see this.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
This continues to blow my mind. Man, I’m worthless.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Still think when it comes down to it, the Giants are the team to beat.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
benefits from his WRs taking 5-10 yard passes and running them 60+ yards
Alex Smith?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:30 PM
I’ve watched quite a bit of Tennessee this year and Justin Hunter just does not look right. [Stupid Name] Patterson has been much better but will drop the occasional pass. Bjoern Werner is going in the first round and Montgomery earlier.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Is @MiggieSmalls on TBL?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
just don’t spill it on those beautiful sweaters
October 19th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Well, yeah, he’s coming off an ACL injury.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:31 PM
Take 1/3 Carson Palmer, 1/3 Matt Leinert, 1/3 Matt Cassell and 1/3 Mark Sanchez, mix ‘em all up, and you get 1/7th of an NFL QB. So I’d say Barkley has a 1 in 25 chance of ending up holding a clipboard somewhere.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
That’s Clown.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
No.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Two overhyped busts?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:33 PM
Oh, he’s clown? Yikes.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
In all honesty, I should eat with a bib. I spill shit constantly.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
/does the math
//should be 3/21st of an NFL QB with a 25/625 chance of holding a clipboard.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
but make sure you tune into the Mich/MSU game this weekend. see what MSU is wearing.
Got a link?
no. what they are wearing is not released yet so i can’t show you guys. but its pretty fucking cool.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:34 PM
The Jets should trade up to draft Barkley.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:35 PM
HA!
What’s wrong with Clown? That man is a trolling legend.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Is Stedman Bailey eligible for the draft as a redshirt junior (note: note a true junior)? Because if he is, that speed is first-round level.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
So the Browns, who took a system QB last year, take another QB this year, with the first overall pick, no less, and one that ran the exact same system in college? I’m sure that makes sense to somebody.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:36 PM
if he’s been there for 3 years, yes.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
I will help pay Tannenbaum’s salary next season if this comedy of errors comes to pass.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:37 PM
Nothing, I just had no idea. I wasn’t here when clown was around. Miggie trolls me quite often, so it makes sense.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
My math is flexible.
/ LSU grad
October 19th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
The Bears in the NFC Championship huh.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:38 PM
I wasn’t here when clown was around. Miggie trolls me quite often, so it makes sense.
Heh. He’s around. Don’t listen to Moleman
October 19th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Tease
October 19th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
Aside from being Mexican?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:39 PM
He’s still around, he’s just clown in Spanish now I think
October 19th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
On the bright side, when he presumably murders and eats the corpse… TBL Atlanta road trip for the funeral!
October 19th, 2012 at 2:40 PM
payaso
October 19th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
Clown is payoso now. Spanish clown.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:41 PM
The problem is I listen to mole too much, and he never listens to me.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
There are days when I want to get into my time machine, go back to 1990, slap Major Harris and scream, “Wait until next year to declare, idiot!”
October 19th, 2012 at 2:42 PM
There should be a guide to commentators and their previous names.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Superandy = Jason McIntyre
October 19th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Tarbaby = MikeNYC
October 19th, 2012 at 2:43 PM
Jeslpus > Payoso > Clown
October 19th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Giants winning the SB? More likely to flop in the playoffs this season.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Hilarious
October 19th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Is that gay hating dude still around?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:45 PM
Which one?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Well, once I pay Watsonian his money, I’ll just go back to plain ol jck49erfan
October 19th, 2012 at 2:46 PM
Trey
October 19th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
HtownHacker
/self-loathing
October 19th, 2012 at 2:47 PM
bromes = JMc
October 19th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Romney’s here!
/Show yourself you magic underpanted misery profiteering scumbag!
//We Dueling you cunt
///Even in TV makeup your wife is 2.5
October 19th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
SHUT IT DOWN!
October 19th, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Cuckthefubs = Oskie
October 19th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
I dunno he had numbers in his name and was talking bout his 13 yr old bangin chicks.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
ddmcd
October 19th, 2012 at 2:49 PM
ddmc34935 or whatever
October 19th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
lol….he sort of disappeared after he struck out here looking for places to pick up hookers.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
shit, i barely use twitter these days. that’s cold, man.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Cowboy Mike = Paolo
October 19th, 2012 at 2:50 PM
I know, you’re current name is so confusing. If it wasn’t for the Gravatar, I wouldn’t know who you are.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
I WISH
October 19th, 2012 at 2:51 PM
not enough emoticons.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
shit, i barely use twitter these days. that’s cold, man.
Ha. I meant nothing by it. I just did a quick roll call of commenters in this post and picked one with an alias
October 19th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
garmy = grapape
October 19th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Vez alone would blow out the TBL server if that happened.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:52 PM
Last out of the ALCS, from my seat.
Could watch it all day.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
Yeah him! Is he still around?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:53 PM
I kinda miss the days when I briefly masqueraded as Rollo’s Batshit Sister-in-Law.
/ Finally cops to it
October 19th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
Nice!!! Going to the WS?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
He’s too busy on the streets gunning down drug dealers and stealing their stahes.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:54 PM
That’s pretty awesome. I was in LF in 2006 when Mags hit the walkoff in game 4. Best live sporting experience of my life.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
garmy = grapape
Hmm, I don’t disbelieve that. Well, I don’t entirely disbelieve that JMc moonlighted as bromes, either
October 19th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Yep, got tickets to game 3 (1st home game).
October 19th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
There is some guy I treat like him but I am not sure. Same horrible sentences and rhythm, same deranged rationale but much better grammar.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Mount Rushmore of TBLers, per Grantluhnd.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Same seats? How much they run ya?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
There is some guy I treat like him but I am not sure. Same horrible sentences and rhythm, same deranged rationale but much better grammar.
Sounds like ATL_Badger/somewhereoverthedwaynebowe.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
I was in the upper deck along first base line for that game. We went to the stadium without tickets and bought some. That is probably still #1 for me with the walkoff, but we had really good seats last night. Atmosphere was electric.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:56 PM
Jimmy Chitwood?
/ I keed, I like Jimmy despite his politics
October 19th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
I personally think that you are the product of a ClaytonCargill-ThatsSoTaguchi mashup project.
October 19th, 2012 at 2:57 PM
OHHHELLYEEEAH?
October 19th, 2012 at 2:58 PM
No way. Got 1 SRO and 1 in section 321 (upper near RF). Not great, but in the stadium.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
I keed, I like Jimmy despite his politics
You must know him outside of tbl then
October 19th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
I have no idea if that is true, just wanted to link too outrageous commenters together. Bromes was an all-timer, that guys was hilarious in a way he intended not to be.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
So Faulkner is bromes. Hmmm. I wouldn’t have guessed it but now my mind is settled.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:01 PM
You’re the only one.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:02 PM
There he is.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:03 PM
Indeed he is.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:05 PM
can one of the sparty defenders knock shoelace the fuck out so Nebraska has a shot at beating Michigan…
October 19th, 2012 at 3:06 PM
MSU defenders have had a ton of problems getting to the QB. can’t promise anything.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Missed this post…but I am checking in to say…you need to update this line of thinking. You’ve said it a few times.
They only lose their 1st round pick if they make the AFC Championship game.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:09 PM
This guy:
October 19th, 2012 at 3:10 PM
welp, looks like i missed out on this one
/kicks rock
October 19th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
That does sound suspiciously like ddmcd1974.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:12 PM
My favorite people are the ones who take everything so seriously.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:14 PM
something has happened at TVF in the last year where some posts get tons of comments from non-regulars. lots of wackos, homers, bad spellers, fun name calling
like here, but with more random participants
October 19th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
those are Fox readers
October 19th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Exactly, they get all hilariously uppity when you mention that their closeted gay son takes facials on the regular.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Jimmy showed up in TBLAD one night, and unlike the Roundup, the talk did not devolve into politics, name-calling and mudslinging. He’s interesting to talk to away from the political arena.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:15 PM
Has anyone (and by anyone I mean the author of this ridiculous post) watched more than 20 minutes of Browns’ games except the handful of Browns fans here?
Because, if you had, you’d know that Weeden is actually better than serviceable. He’s been plagued with drops and bad rookie decisions. After the Philly debacle, he’s been pretty good, especially with the shit show at WR.
Browns needs include:
a pass rushing DE/athletic OLB
a CB
safety
OG
WR (but not a rookie – rather a higher caliber FA to be their #1)
Heckert has actually done a decent job in the draft. Not sure whether his hands have been tied on the FA market or he chose not to dip in. However, they need some veteran help in several of those spots to help fill in gaps.
But, minus Weeden getting hurt in the 2nd half of the season (like career ending done), there will be no QB taken by the Browns in round 1…
October 19th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
those are Fox readers
Does Cabbage bring them over?
October 19th, 2012 at 3:16 PM
# of comments on previous posts:
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Sounds about right.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
WR (but not a rookie – rather a higher caliber FA to be their #1)
The Cowboys would probably be willing to deal a top 15 WR
October 19th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
UNless ddmcd1974 got banhammered, I don’t think he’d adopt an alias. He was way too proud of his homophobic, misogynistic, drug-dealer-killing viewpoint on life.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:17 PM
/sad face
October 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
But the only elite WR they have is Dez!
/ EIC’d
October 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
@Wally weeden has the most passing yards through 6 weeks of any rookie ever aside from Cam i believe.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:18 PM
those are Fox readers
what does that mean, and
how come that’s started in the last year only
/hi st.bear
//sticks out tongue
October 19th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Does Cabbage bring them over?
Still a legend in these parts.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
The Steelers and steroids? Maybe? No way!
October 19th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
some posts
does research, finds this for st. bear
October 19th, 2012 at 3:20 PM
Sam Montgomery or Eric Reid would help.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:21 PM
More posts by me. Brings in tons of new readers.
Just kidding.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Pretty sure soused asked me out on a date in the Arianny Celeste thread
October 19th, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Does Cabbage bring them over?
Still a legend in these parts.
such a nice guy and old, so he should come back and give srod a peerbuddy
October 19th, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Pretty sure soused asked me out on a date in the Arianny Celeste thread
So jokes aren’t the only thing you beat into the ground?
/I’ll be here all…for 30 more minutes
October 19th, 2012 at 3:24 PM
Yardbarker/FOX started promoting more of our posts.
/not treys
October 19th, 2012 at 3:26 PM
Pretty sure soused asked me out on a date in the Arianny Celeste thread
careful now. he’s probably got whiskey dick
October 19th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
Yeah was hoping to try to get ahead of the story on that one.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:28 PM
gotcha oskie. i hope it has meant good things for the site
October 19th, 2012 at 3:29 PM
pulls out pockets. a little.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:31 PM
having 3 players from uga’s over-rated defense in this list automatically invalidates it.
October 19th, 2012 at 3:39 PM
If TVF had more posts where Spencer disparaged the dead it’d be my homepage
October 19th, 2012 at 3:41 PM
Me too