Chad Johnson Headbutted His Wife, Got Arrested, Got Cut by the Dolphins and Now his Wife is Divorcing Him

All, Athletes and Celebrities, Courts, Legal, NFL Jason McIntyre August 14th. 2012, 4:16pm

Chad Johnson has had the worst week ever. (All of it his doing, of course.) Today, his wife, Evelyn Lozada – the one he accidentally head-butted over the weekend, resulting in his arrest, filed for divorce according to TMZ. The Dolphins released Johnson the day after his arrest. So he’s now without a woman and without a job. Oh, and without a reality show.

Previously: Five Teams That Could Use Chad Johnson: From the Allen Wranglers to My Son’s Flag Football Team

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33 Responses to “Chad Johnson Headbutted His Wife, Got Arrested, Got Cut by the Dolphins and Now his Wife is Divorcing Him”

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José Pippen Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:20 PM
Damn. You reap what you sew, but I kinda feel bad for him.
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:22 PM
“…had a bad day…”
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Nada Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
Next up on Ocho-Seis’d list of ignominy — signing with the Jets.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:23 PM
She is crazy though. Anyone see her on the show “Basketball Wives”? She has a temper also.
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Nada Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Some was I correct in guessing all these months that Lisk’s avatar was Horshack? SOmetimes it’s hard to tell, those things are so tiny.
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The Wayne Fontes Safari Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:24 PM
Chad Johnson has had the worst week ever.
Pretty certain someone who finds out their husband is cheating on them and then gets assaulted had a worse one.
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Scouser Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
Next up on Ocho-Seis’d list of ignominy — signing with the Jets.
Oh Tannenbaum, please make this happen! Ocho and Tebow Under One Roof.
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ButtersBC Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:25 PM
was I correct in guessing all these months that Lisk’s avatar was Horshack?
Yes, perhaps a change to Screech is in order
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Nada Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
Will Ocho now attempt a T.O. pseudo-suicide, or does he also have 25 million reasons to live? (I guess if he does, it will be 12.5 million reasons after the divorce.)
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GloriousMullet Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:26 PM
draw your own conclusions
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
Now he has time for underage prostitutes.
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GloriousMullet Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
She is crazy though.
Shithouse rat crazy, or ran over dog crazy?
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Tim Thomas's Bagels Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:27 PM
You reap what you sew
Surprise these two didn’t make it, they seem like two peas in a pot
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Nada Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:28 PM
perhaps a change to Screech is in order
Only if he takes to referring to Sanchez as “Dirty.”
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Nada Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:29 PM
She is crazy though
Crazy as a lit-up, batshit sister-in-la… ah, fuck it, I promised Rollo I wouldn’t do that anymore.
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PL StabbinKabin Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:31 PM
Why the fuck was she on Basketball wives?
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Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez has the highest WAR evah! Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Why the fuck was she on Basketball wives?
Antoine Walker’s ex fiance
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:32 PM
Why the fuck was she on Basketball wives?
Wasn’t she Antoine Walker’s (fill in euphemism)?
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Scouser Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
You reap what you sew
Surprise these two didn’t make it, they seem like two peas in a pot
I see what you did there. Well played.
Why the fuck was she on Basketball wives?
Was engaged to Antoine Walker.
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MP III Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:33 PM
she has awesome jugs though. someone linked it the other day. my money is that MS was the one.
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:34 PM
she has awesome jugs though. someone linked it the other day. my money is that MS was the one.
I don’t know who she is, so if I ever linked her jugs, I did so unknowingly.
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Der Kaiser Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:35 PM
Pretty certain someone who finds out their husband is cheating on them and then gets assaulted had a worse one.
Chad is the one who found the condom receipt, not the other way around.
She is crazy though. Anyone see her on the show “Basketball Wives”? She has a temper also.
Yes, yes she does.
You reap what you sew
Surprise these two didn’t make it, they seem like two peas in a pot
It’s an udder shame
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MP III Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:36 PM
I don’t know who she is, so if I ever linked her jugs, I did so unknowingly.
well i would have lost money on that bet.
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GloriousMullet Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
You reap what you sew
Surprise these two didn’t make it, they seem like two peas in a pot
It’s an udder shame
This whole situation is mind bottling
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Some Random Old Dude Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
You reap what you sew
Surprise these two didn’t make it, they seem like two peas in a pot
It’s an udder shame
By the pics, I thought they were maid for each other.
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ms621 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:37 PM
well i would have lost money on that bet.
/shrugs
I got bored yesterday and put a picture of Katy Perry’s bare bass on one of the late afternoon posts. So there’s that.
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MP III Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:41 PM
I got bored yesterday and put a picture of Katy Perry’s bare bass on one of the late afternoon posts. So there’s that.
yes, yes you did. if only she would show her cans….
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Ville Leinos Self Esteem Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:51 PM
Let’s hope Chad had Lozada sign an iron clad prenub that covers this sort of thing.
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Ville Leinos Self Esteem Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
And in his defense those condoms were a going away gift from Brady.
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guinnessgirl13 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:53 PM
Chad is the one who found the condom receipt, not the other way around.
She is crazy though. Anyone see her on the show “Basketball Wives”? She has a temper also.
Yes, yes she does.
So why is she the victim? It could have been an accident. She could have struck him. Women aren’t always the weak ones.
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Ville Leinos Self Esteem Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:54 PM
…And we can all breathe one last sigh of relief. The condoms are just confirmation that footballs aren’t the only thing Chad Johnson won’t be catching.
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ButtersBC Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:56 PM
She could have struck him. Women aren’t always the weak ones
A single tear runs down Chuck Finley’s cheek as he somberly nods to this
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phillymantis915 Says:
August 14th, 2012 at 4:57 PM
yes, yes you did. if only she would show her cans….
They’re probably saggy lumps of fat that will only get worse…and she’s fat!
/female commenters here