You Can Buy a Nick Saban Signature Series $200,000 Mercedes Van
By Ty Duffy

Mercedes Benz of Alabama is producing a $200,000 “Nick Saban Signature Series” luxury van. It is, per the advertisement, “an entirely new class of game-changing vehicle expression.” Fret not, because “no convention was left unchallenged.” Except, of course, the myriad of conventions and engineering constraints involved in mass producing an automobile.
It has appendages that fan out for tailgating. You may cover the windows and dim the lights for optimum pornography viewing.
Tempting, but we prefer the more budget friendly and eco-conscious Bama Beetle.