Weekly Top Five: Super Bowl, Cutler, Jeff Fisher, Some Other Stuff, and Jimmer!
By Tim Ryan
CRM – Who cares? Jay Cutler went shopping with his girlfriend this week and he was barely limping! On a serious note – Go Packers!
TSH – Shortly after the Denver Broncos selected Jay Cutler in the 2006 NFL draft, ESPN cameras naturally panned over to Cutler’s war room where he could be seen chowing down on a quesadilla. Realizing the camera was on him, he signaled to his mother, who promptly wiped his face with a paper towel. Those intimate 30 seconds of “Smails-ness” told me everything I would ever need to know about Jay Cutler.
3. Jimmer? Jimmer!
TSH – My favorite part of the rapidly growing Jimmer saga still remains Stephen Douglas (grey t-shirt) and his choice courtside seats for Jimmer’s triumphant return to Glens Falls, New York.
CRM – How fitting that Jimmer be number 3. The day of the game, my brother’s girlfriend texted him to say “It’s 32 degrees. That must be a good sign.” Good sign indeed. We tried to have a drink for every basket Jimmer made. We made a valiant effort based on the carnage strewn across my brother’s living room on Thursday morning.
TSH – Jeff Fisher spent 17 years with the same franchise and the same NASCAR haircut. This will never happen again, but it should.
5. The Big Lead Redesign
TSH – I’m liking it, but were you able to find this post without any issues? Also, is it really that hard to differentiate maroon from black? You people are blinder than Wally Karue.
CRM – Duffy and I haven’t looked at the site on the public side in 3 months.
Honorable Mention
Don’t miss this one, it’s downright hilarious … another tickle fight on Twitter … A fucking hat!
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This Week in Retarded Pictures of Snooki
TSH – Is Kim Kardashian sprouting a FUPA? Say it ain’t so, Humphries.
CRM – We were soooo close to getting rid of Sammi last night. So freaking close. That girl is the worst. I mean, I don’t recognize her when she’s not dressed like the dummy in Ferris Bueller.
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With the Super Bowl Looming, Poppin’ Bottles Seemed Fitting
[Photos via Getty]