Video Proof that Stephen Curry is Not Human and is Actually a Wizard

By Rob Perez
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SOURCES: Stephen Curry plays for the Golden State Warriors and is unfathomably good at basketball.

I mean, this shouldn’t be legal. Can you imagine trying to guard this guy? If it was my responsibility to defend him, and he started dribbling like that in front of me — I would sit on the floor cross-legged, put my head in my lap, count to 10, and hope he just goes by without shattering my ankles in half and/or killing me.

Steve Kerr’s reaction to the play tells you everything you need to know re: why Steph Curry is Steph Curry/why you should never doubt anything he does.

Let’s break it down exactly what was being said/thought…

“WTF ARE YOU DOING, STEPH?”

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“Why is Steph not running the pla…HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THAT? WOWWW!!!”

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“You were saying, Coach…?”

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“OK. I think i’ll just shut up, sit down, and watch now…”

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Long Story Short: This Stephen Curry guy is appointment television, no matter who they’re playing/what time it is…

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