Kimbo Slice and Ken Shamrock fought last night at Bellator 138. Um. Yeah. Shamrock had Kimbo’s back with both hooks in and a completely locked in rear-naked choke and somehow couldn’t find the strength to choke him out. That’s right – this guy – didn’t have the arm strength to finish a choke. Instead, Kimbo stood back up, hit Shamrock in the face with a couple punches and that was that.
So now what?
Ratings will be good. Bellator gets a Kimbo Slice – Seth Petruzelli rematch. Kimbo goes on Bar Rescue as a bouncing expert? The sky is the limit for MMA.