" a little icy this morning pic.twitter.com/g9MzYW3gsp — Payton Besecker (@payton_besecker) January 9, 2018 "
Folks, it is very important to toss some rock salt or ice melt onto the slippery portions of your walkway. Failure to do so could result in an unfortunate “slip into an ice-coated vortex” for eternity. This businessman was able to break away from such a fate, but only after a solid eight seconds of uncertainty.
The good news? He survived the ground, though his forward progress will is difficult to determine.