Tim Tebow is Not Dating Katy Perry

By Stephen Douglas
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Now Tebow is getting questioned about Perry during Boys and Girls Club events. From USA Today:

“No, me and Katy Perry don’t have a thing, but she’s a very good artist,” he said, smiling when asked by one of the kids in the group.

“I’m single.”

I don’t know why, but I don’t believe him. He lied about Katy Perry being a good artist, he could by lying about being single too. As for Perry’s “advances,” Tebow has thus far passed up an excellent opportunity to use, “Say hello to your mother for me.” Should Tebow ever actually meet Katy Perry, hopefully he gives her this speech from Kenny Powers because she needs to hear it and Tim Tebow is the type of good Catholic Christian boy who would give it to Katy Perry. The speech that is.

[USA Today, Getty]

Previously: Tim Tebow and Lindsey Vonn: Not Dating, Just Friends

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