This Mustached Olympic Curler Is a Doppelgänger For Andy Reid, Super Mario
By Henry McKenna

Mark Hamilton’s mustache has captivated Olmypic viewers not only because it’s glorious, but also because the ‘stache has made him a sure-fire doppelgänger for the world’s most famous plumber, Super Mario, and the NFL’s worst game manger, Andy Reid.
Here’s a look at the photo that makes him look a lot like the [autotag]Kansas City Chiefs[autotag] coach.
my mom asked me last night if this U.S. curler was Andy Reid's son and I laughed for a solid 3 minutes.
— Amanda Kaschube (@amandakaschube) February 9, 2018
she then said, "you're going to tweet about this, aren't you?" pic.twitter.com/ORA3nZojzh
Yes, even Hamilton recognizes he looks a lot like Super Mario.
It’s a Me and @heccabamilton playing Sweden in game three! Live stream at 6:30EST through @NBCSN app!! Can I get a #HamFam ?! Where you all watching from tonight? #TeamUSA #teamhamiltons #curling #MixedDoublesCurling @usacurl pic.twitter.com/tHBSbOl3As
— Matt Hamilton (@MattJamilton) February 8, 2018
What’s crazy is that Hamilton probably deserves just a silver medal in the Olympic mustache games. Norwegian ski jumper Robert Johansson’s handlebar is worthy of the gold.
This mustache deserves gold ? pic.twitter.com/ACmyypjxRJ
— ESPN (@espn) February 10, 2018
But let’s not take away from Hamilton’s facial hair. Here are some dramatic, Olympic headshots of the American athlete, who has somehow found a sport that exerts less energy than baseball. What an American hero.
Side note (that feels incredibly important): Hamilton has blue steel on lock.