'Them' to Sports: Drop Dead
By Kyle Koster

Famed sports radio host and app creator Mike Francesa filed a harrowing report about the state of sports via his Twitter account early Thursday morning. They’re dead. Killed by “them.”
I didn't think I'd see them kill sports in this country. I was wrong.
— Mike Francesa (@MikeFrancesa) January 17, 2019
Very distressing news that we’re sure is in no way connected to Francesa’s rocky second act. On the bright side, it sounds as if a legion of content creators and hot takers can take the rest of the day off as efforts to revive sports — once a major thing in this country — continue.