The Greatest Story Ever Told

Here’s the eyewitness account of George Lindell of a horrible car accident he was involved in where luckily no one was hurt. Lindell is your newest viral video superstar. I imagine this is what it’s like being in a pitch meeting with Michael Bay.

“And then the Transformers run into each other and start punching and – BOOOM! Then Megan Fox bends over – WOAH! And you try and touch her and it burns – OUCH!”

If nothing else, Lindell leaves us with something to live our lives by – “Reality hits you hard, bro.” Indeed it does.

This is the full interview. It’s brilliant.