Steve Smith Specifically Details How the Ravens Will Steal Your Lunch

Ryan Glasspiegel

It might still be the preseason, but Steve Smith’s chops are more than ready for some football. Asked by CSN Baltimore why he thinks he’s a good fit with the Ravens, the receiver answered: “We take your lunchbox. We take your sandwich. We take your juice box. We take your applesauce. And we take your spork and we break it. We leave you with an empty lunch. That’s the Baltimore Raven way, that’s the bully way, and that’s football.”

We need to figure out a way to keep Steve Smith in our lives when his football career is over. With a gazillion sports channels, there’s gotta be room for him on a talk show somewhere.

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