Steve Serby of the New York Post Wrote a Pun-Filled, Cliche-Ridden, Groantastic Article About Mark Sanchez & the Jets
For buttfumble’s sake, let this Mark the end of Sanchez’s time with Jets
Seriously, that’s the title. Enjoy.
mad as hell and can’t take it anymore
green-and-white Buttmobile
put all their eggs in Sanchez’s basket and all of them are scrambled
steers the Titanic into the stormiest seas throw Sanchez overboard
deep-6 No.6
Broadway Mark
fiddled while Sanchez burned
Tebow Time was a complete waste of time — their time, his time, Sanchez’s time
Free-bow
If Ryan still thinks Sanchez will be taking him to the White House one day, the owner should have the baseline test administered to Ryan for a possible concussion
McElroy had about as much chance of playing as Vinny Testaverde
modern-day dry version of Richard Todd
Tebowmania
He is Ollie Perez
$anchez
an irresponsible leap off the fiscal cliff
insurance policy once Tebow earns his hostage release
start up the Buttmobile
Steve Serby. Your column. Woof.