St. Louis Cardinals Fans Prove, Once Again, How Awesome They Are!
By Rob Perez
You probably have heard things about how amazing it is to be a St. Louis Cardinals fan…
If you haven’t, they’ll be more than happy to tell ya!
It’s the mecca of baseball, if you didn’t know…
Nothing but class.
As I said, nothing but class…
Well, baseball’s best fans were at it again yesterday — this time, SETTING A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD!!!
At yesterday's game, 4,296 #STLCards fans set a Guinness World Record for most selfies taken simultaneously. pic.twitter.com/OYCfywrWOD
— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) May 17, 2015
…for selfies.
I have a question, though…
The announced attendance for the game was 45,313, which means 41,017 people DID NOT PARTICIPATE AND TAKE SELFIES. Why didn’t the best fans in baseball unify for this historic achievement? How dare you perform this blasphemous act, you 41,017 mutinous rebels — refusing to partake in the team’s stupid prompts is not ‘The Cardinal Way’.