"Soxtobah" is Your Official Reason to Root Against the Red Sox, If You Didn't Have One Already

By Tim Ryan

The Red Sox beat the Rays last night 3-1, advancing to the ALCS as they await the winner of the A’s-Tigers series. Following the Game 4 win, I noticed the highly unsettling “Soxtobah” theme seen above making the rounds on Facebook.

Soxtobah? Really?

As easy it is to root against the Red Sox, this abomination should seal it for those with no real rooting interest. Though to truly put the finishing touches on this cyanide sandwich and induce dry-heaving from the masses, someone needs to get Dane Cook on the phone:

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