The Big Lead

Snoop Dogg Featuring Dana White, Plus A Driveway Brawl Where We All Win

By Stephen Douglas

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Warning: NSFW for dumb white kids saying words they most definitely should not and for brief  Chubby Teenager Butt Crack.

The fat kid had opportunities, but couldn’t do anything with full mount or a triangle that was right there for him to lock in. Truthfully, he gassed early and never recovered. The other kid stayed active and tried to push the action so I’m scoring this one for The Ginger, 10-9. Ed Herman would be proud. As for the kid with all the tats, “I’m not running away dick, I lost my balance” is a line that surely resonates with Brock Lesnar. And seriously, who took the bong? That’s just not cool.

“Say goodnight!”

/swings pillow wildly

[Fun with Dana and Snoop via Fightlinker and Cage Writer, video h/t to Rex]