"Slap Contest Knockout" Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Slap contests sound like something that exist in the upper levels of elementary school. They also apparently exist for adults as I can say for certain after Googling “slap contest.” This video apparently comes from a recent tattoo convention in Texas. Two grown dudes stand on opposite sides of a table and trade slaps.

SPOILER ALERT: The second slapper knocks his opponent the eff out. A straight up falling tree. Let’s hope neither contestant fails a drug test and sullies the good name of Slap Contests everywhere. Combat sports have kind of have a problem with that recently.