Should We Call This Hilarious Knockoff "Bare Jordan" or "Junkman"?
By Kyle Koster

After China's big "singles' day" online shopping binge, survivors share stories of the fake rubbish they bought, like these Jordans. pic.twitter.com/DQVy6ZBXuQ
— Chris Buckley 储百亮 (@ChuBailiang) November 20, 2017
One of the great joys while traveling is frequenting the local markets stocked with knock-off merchandise. There’s something exciting about paying small bucks for something that’s just a bit off.
There’s also something comical about stumbling into very bad facsimiles. And it appears New York Time reporter Chris Buckley has discovered an all-time gem.
It’s the Jumpman logo .. with two clearly defined butt cheeks.
Bare Jordan? Junkman? Thicc Jordan?