Roundup: Super Tuesday Results, Pharrell Williams Selling Extremely Large Mansion, Broncos Trade For A.J. Bouye

Super Tuesday results... Pharrell Williams selling $17 million glass mansion in Beverly Hills... Seafood expo in Boston postponed over coronavirus concerns... Former CNN anchor Bobbie Battista passes away at 67... Large asteroid to fly by Earth next month, won't hit us though... Wildfires burn 100 miles north of Sacramento... FBI arrests Iowa woman in multi-million dollar international fraud case... Bodycam footage released in death of 'ER' star Vanessa Marquez... Jaguars continue to offload talent and gather draft picks, send A.J. Bouye to the Broncos... Pakistan reveals massive undergraduate scholarship program... Brits might have to work from home for three months in effort to prevent coronavirus spread.... Spain plans to change controversial rape law... Opioid prescription rates drop in states with medical marijuana, except Michigan... Young girl gets bionic R2-D2 arm, receives call from Mark Hamill... JBS, one of the world's biggest meat companies, linked to 'brutal massacre' in Amazon... Deputies accused of sharing photos of Kobe Bryant's helicopter crash are facing administrative action

What's Wrong With the New York Times? Don't Ask its New Media Critic: LA Times culture critic Mary McNamara responds to new NY Times media critic Ben Smith's first column [LA Times]

Sportswriting’s future may depend on the Athletic, which is either reassuring or terrifying [WaPo]

The Razor-Sharp Guilt Trips of Alex Garland’s Science Fiction [Ringer]

From Conflict to Creativity: The Road to Denzel Curry and Kenny Beats' 'Unlocked' [Complex]

I know plenty of people who do this for free so... Duh?

Would you watch 15 hours of "The Office" for $1,000, a Netflix gift card and a bag full of merch?? https://t.co/TNfRE17DHx
— WNDU (@WNDU) March 3, 2020

Probably a good call, even if it would be a banger

Yeah, no, sorry. Not gonna do "My Corona."
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) March 3, 2020

Still my favorite superhero movie ever. Absolute masterpiece.

3 years ago, on this day, LOGAN was released. Thank you for the many (and I really mean MANY) years of sweat, steamed chicken and the role of a lifetime! #thankful #Wolverine #xmen #Logan pic.twitter.com/RLn5eaI4V5
— Hugh Jackman (@RealHughJackman) March 3, 2020

Dunno how he managed to make this song this good with this sample, but here we are.

Also, it's my birthday, so by watching this happy birthday ode from 50 Cent to me and only me, you are therefore wishing me, one of the loyal curators of the roundup, a happy birthday. So do it. Party like it's my birthday today!