Roundup: Shark Attack in the Outer Banks, Bed Bugs, Bad Tattoos, Jimmer Fredette Makes Halfcourt Shots & Hero Chihuahua

Journalists cover sports more deeply than bloggers do. [EurekAlert]
Steve Johnson’s birthday cake was an ass. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
Michael Jordan’s 10 worst looks. [Buzz Feed]
Florida Atlantic University is on one good list and one bad list. [University Press]
Before Brian Wilson was the bearded guy. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Today could be the most important day in the NFL lockout negotiations. Everybody rub your rabbit’s feet with crossed fingers. [FOX Sports]
Who does Tiger Woods have left in his life? [ProGolfTalk]
Abby Wambach’s homecoming drew a sold-out crowd. Rochester loves their WC runner up. [ABC 11]
Victor Martinez’s awesome slide from the other night. [MLB.com]
MMA fans are dumb. Dumb people get awful tattoos. Do the math. [Cage Potato]
I don’t believe that this is a real movie, but it has an IMDB page. (via Film Drunk)
Jimmer drains shots from beyond half-court to the delight of young basketball campers. (via TBJ/The Score)
Some dude was very excited to be at a minor league baseball game.
“I like that girl. You poopin’ on the toilet? That’s cool. Let me come over”