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By Ty Duffy

Florida man tried to sneak his girlfriend into a halfway house, in a duffel bag. [WPBF]

Richie Incognito could face 10-figure liability under Florida law, if Jonathan Martin sued. [ESPN]

A USC walk-on is a hero for his younger brother with autism. [LA Times]

Colorado Rockies co-owner arrested on DUI charge. [Yahoo]

Soccer is facing its own concussion crisis. [NYTimes]

Harper Lee is suing a museum gift shop over trademark dispute. [WSJ]

New college football coaches have a .394 winning percentage in 2013. [CBS Sports]

Miami Stadium options for David Beckham’s new MLS outpost.  [World Soccer Talk]

Woman drove her Jeep into a cattle herd, while talking on cell phone. [NBCNewYork]

The Rise of Stanford Linebacker Trent Murphy. [SI]

Teemu Selanne is opening a steakhouse, sill playing in the NHL. [OC Weekly]

Atlantic City police officers arrested 42 people for drugs at a Phish concert, were a total buzzkill. [Press of Atlantic City]

Canadian college hockey team suspended for “consumption of alcohol” in New Jersey. [National Post]

The Coolest College Football Uniforms of 2013. [Bro Bible]

Teacher grades papers while spinning basketball on top of his pen.

Lady “wigs out” on Price is Right.

Dash cam of Russian driver crashing into a river. Everyone was okay, we think.

Battle of Who Could Care Less…