Roundup: Roger Goodell Has No Regrets, Shaq on "Fresh Off the Boat," Justin Bieber Nude

Priyanka Chopra … man rides horse into grocery store … huge python crushes guy cleaning his cage, doesn’t get to eat him … Dan Rather reflects on his time at CBS … #tbt last Halloween somebody dressed their baby up as Marlins Man … Steve-O was arrested over the weekend … Bob’s Burgers renewed for two more seasons … giraffes have long necks, help explain evolution … teen with pellet gun causes 3 school lockdowns … Nicki Minaj doesn’t like drama … finally, Justin Bieber was photographed nude by paparazzi …

Heartbreaking read about Ed Werder’s daughter and and son-in-law. [MMQB]

Myles Jack has Jim Mora’s blessing and his concern. [NFL]

LeBron, Kyrie and Kevin Love have weird TNT ads. [Complex]

Clippers headed to China to experience actual basketball fans. [LA Times]

High school kid turns 6,000 Rubik’s cubes into a Stan Musial mural. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]

Roger Goodell has no regrets about the Brady decision. Of course. [Newday]

Dayton’s Dyshawn Pierre suing school after suspension. [ESPN]

Shaq was on Fresh Off the Boat this week and he was pretty great. [Dimeroxx]

Bill Simmons talks about his lack of support at ESPN. [Vanity Fair]

Allow the TMZ office to explain Priyanka Chopra to you in the most subtle way.

Shaq released a children’s book.

Just a couple guys hitting jello with a tennis racuqet. In slow motion.

Over two hours of Norm Macdonald’s jokes from Norma Macdonald Live.

A trailer for a Bob’s Burgers digital pinball game. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This is almost 3 years old, but I had never seen it. In Canadian football, you can punt the ball after catching a punt? What country is this from? Oh, Canada. I forgot.