Roundup: Pirlo Joins MLS, Hunter S. Thompson Museum, Stephen Curry Raps

Maria Menounos at the Entourage premiere … Russian trolls … puddle threatens New Yorkers on the way to work … family arrested for cheering at high school graduation … the Hunter S. Thompson Museum is apparently in the works … Cameron Crowe is sorry he cast Emma Stone as a Hawaiian … the reason Susan was killed off on Seinfeld … Google now working on photo storage … journalists need to practice what they preach … Josh Duggar confessed three times to his father … drunk dude sets up fake DUI checkpoint at 4am … woman gets DUI on whipped cream … I refuse to believe any of the begrudgingly good reviews for “SPY” … RIP Jack the Bulldog Sr. …

Andrea Pirlo is joining New York City FC. [CBS NY]

The Tucks (Justin and wife, Lauran) donated a quarter of a million to a literacy initiative. [SF Chronicle]

Daniel Cormier and Alexander Gustafsson will probably fight for Jon Jones’ title. [MMA Junkie]

Have you heard the story of the CFB recruit too big to play football? [Bleacher Report]

Just another person who thinks LeBron might be better than Jordan. [Sporting News]

War Machine tried to get 4 of his 34 felony charges dismissed. It didn’t work. He’s still facing 34 felony charges. Instead of just 30. [ESPN]

Delonte West says LeBron saved his life. [Cleveland.com]

The best and worst cities for baseball fans. [Wallethub]

Holy crap. Stephen Curry made a really bad music video while at Davidson. [New York Times]

Bob Stoops’ coaching tree includes a Japanese coach who the Sooners took in during their 2000 championship run. [FOX Sports]

More – or less? – on Kyrie Irving’s knee. [Yahoo!]

Maria Menounos did a photoshoot once upon a time. #TBT

Laughably short rugby presser.

Don’t eat ghost peppers.

I know it’s tired and played out to say stuff like “I’m dead” and “I can’t even,” but after watching like 4 seconds of this video of pugs having their bellies rubbed with toothbrushes, I died. Somebody else had to finish the Roundup, because I couldn’t even live.

Connie Britton knows how to hula hoop – if you know what I mean!

Best McDonald’s-related proposal you’ll see today. Probably.

Skier falls way down crevasse, gets rescued.

Go ahead, fall in love with Chris Pratt all over again.