Roundup: Oprah's "Tig Ol' Bitties," Pantless Arkansas Woman Escaping DWI On Power Wheels Truck, Robert Swift's House: Garbage, Shell Casings, Feces
By Ty Duffy
***
Former Seattle Sonic Robert Swift’s foreclosed home was found filled with garbage, shell casings and feces. [KomoNews]
Dan Sileo was not fired for claiming Erin Andrews should do porn. He offended a Jewish Anti–Defamation League. [Black Sports Online]
An Arkansas woman fled from a DWI on a Power Wheels truck, without wearing pants. [48News]
Taylor Swift’s song about Amy and Tina is going to be epic, you guys. [Vanity Fair]
There is substance beneath Kliff Kingsbury’s fierce style. [Rivals]
The new Sim City game may not have been worth the wait. [Ars Technica]
Florida: Spring breaker peed through bars in cop car, onto deputies lunch bag. [News-Press]
ESPN NASCAR reporter Jamie Little is balancing work and motherhood. [Las Vegas Review-Journal]
Zoltan Mesko is the emperor of space. He will use that space to hold his chihuahuas while wearing a speedo if it pleases him. [Out Sports]
Here are 105 types of problems you can have on Twitter. [Bro Bible]
Jay Mohr’s socks and sandals are a hot look. [WWTDD]
The Atlantic’s plan to weather the post-print era? Not pay professional journalists. [Nate Thayer]
A statistical breakdown of the top pass rushers in the NFL Draft. [Second Round Stats]
[Photo via Getty]