Roundup: North Carolina Shark Attacks, Book of Mormon Movie, Dukes of Hazzard Canceled

There’s a  dog running for Mayor in New York. [Daily Gazette]

Raiders quarterback praises new Raiders wide receivers. [Raiders]

Dan Gilbert seems great. [Metro Times]

Fight night in West Texas. [VICE]

Jose Aldo is out of UFC 189 to the surprise of no one. Here’s a picture of his broken rib! [MMA Junkie]

The Lakers signed some big name free agents. [N/A]

And here’s how the Lakers underwhelmed everyone. [LA Times]

The sad story of golfer Jeff Thomas. [Golf]

Sports dads who are actually good fathers. [Bradenton]

Thomas Robinson still hoping to find his true NBA forever home. [Grantland]

Model Sarah Stephens.

Blake Shelton wants you to watch NASCAR.

Benny the Bull highlights!

Somebody made a video of Allen Iverson’s top 10 career plays. You can never have too much AI in your life.

Remember Key & Peele? They’re back next week!

Rick and Morty returns this month! Woo-hoo!