Chloe Lattanzi … Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock were right: college campuses are far too politically correct for comedians … boxing is the hot new workout (again) … you’ve got to read this story about how the Mexican drug cartels dig those amazing tunnels … this will surprise nobody: Hollywood is young, white and male, and not much else … really try to stay off your phone when interacting with your kids, especially during meals … guy with four DUIs busted with a BAC 4x the legal limit … disturbing: “Man in U.S. illegally accused of fatally attacking woman with hammer” … to walk or use the elliptical machine? … Russia has banned imported condoms … good luck seeing the slashkini at the beach because those tan lines would be awful … “Sam Brownback’s brother accused of terrorizing rural neighbors” … so millennials will never grow up because of student loan debt? … Ed Sheeran reportedly dating Nicole Scherzinger … “Was William Shakespeare high when he penned his plays?” … hiker mauled to death at Yellowstone National Park … as the ice melts in the Arctic, National Geographic has to re-do its maps … “Sex with robots will be ‘the norm’ in 50 years” …
Marcus Mariota bought a sweet Nashville penthouse for $1.05 million. [Tennessean]
Michael Sam played just 12 snaps in his Montreal Alouettes debut, but it’s his $100k salary that people are buzzing about. [Ottawa Sun]
Very good Deflategate court primer for this week. [Boston Globe]
SMU guard Keith Frazier ruled eligible, will play for SMU next season. [CBS Sports]
RGIII’s favorite superhero is the Incredible Hulk. [Richmond Times-Dispatch]
Good look inside Shaka Smart’s first summer with the Texas Longhorns. [SI]
After getting kicked out of Arizona State because of a domestic violence arrest, standout LB Davon Durant lands at Marshall. [Herald-Dispatch]
The National Association of Black Journalists had been hoping Prince would perform during a tour of his Minnesota studios, but it didn’t happen. [The Wrap]
What’s the deal with the grass at Levi’s Stadium? [Sac Bee]
“State Rep. Todd Courser planned the distribution of a fictional email alleging he had sex with a male prostitute in a bid to conceal his relationship with Rep. Cindy Gamrat, according to audio recordings.” [Detroit News]
Chuba Ohams is a 6-foot-7 small forward with a college basketball future. His dad is 5-foot-10, his mom 5-foot-5. [NY Post]
Alphi Phi at Alabama with a strong 4-minute recruitment video. [via Outkick]
Spiderman in Times Square fighting with some dude. Based on the usage of his knees, I’m guessing Spidy is an MMA fan.
Neat Ice Bucket challenge video.