Roundup: New York is a Jets Town, Kim Clijsters Gives Good Interview & Drunk Girl vs. Wall
By Jason McIntyre
New York has become a Jets town. Sorry Giants, fans. [Neil Best]
Totally agree: Hey Goodell, let the players engage in some trash talk. [Tampa Trib]
Venus Williams pulls out of the Australian Open with an injury. [Reuters]
If David Simon writes it, you should read it. [Baltimore Sun]
Why Chad Henne, so far, has been a failure in Miami: “The handcuffed offense was being run in a gas station bathroom and producing a similar stench.” [Herald]
The woman who fell into the mall fountain while texting? She’s itching to sue somebody. [NYDN]
Ben Roethlisberger and the art of the pump fake. [NYT]
Nice win at home for the Noah/Boozer-less Bulls last night over the Mavs, 82-77. [Trib]
Mean Gene Okerlund thinks Bart Scott could have a future in wrestling. [Star-Ledger]
Is DeMarcus Cousins on his way to being an NBA bust, or does he just need a change of scenery? [Courier-Journal]
Seventeen things you didn’t know about Seinfeld. The Superman one threw us off. [Next Round via Jimmy Traina]
Washington hammers Arizona, re-asserts itself as the No. 1 team in the Pac-10, 85-68. [Seattle Times]
Graffiti vandals in Louisiana are tagging phone boxes with images of … Carlton Banks? [KSDK via]
Fewer NHL shootouts – good or bad? [USA Today]
This drunk girl had a problem with the wall.
This Kim Clijsters-Todd Woodbridge interview at the Australian Open is an all-time classic.
The No. 1 high school prospect in the country is a freakish beast. I don’t often see defensive ends outrun entire teams on the high school level. [via @CFTalk]