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The Ringer Partners With Grand Central for Book Publishing Deal [Hollywood Reporter]
A Day in the Life of a Tree [New Yorker]
The Ringer’s Fantasy Football Hall of Fame [Ringer]
Meet Houston QB D’Eriq King [Bleacher Report]
NYT Editor Bret Stephens has ensured every reply to every tweet he ever sends will include a reference to bedbugs
Hurts to see Gronk like this more than I can express. But very glad he’s taking his own road.
F I L T H Y
Now everyone can lay off the workers!
Your morning comic.