Roundup: Man Dissolves in Hot Spring; Fake News Writer Takes Credit for Trump; Stephen Hawking Says End is Nigh

Man dissolves in Yellowstone hot pool … Facebook’s biggest fake news writer speaks out … The Jeurys Familia 911 call … Enter Sandman played on children’s instruments …LeBron James donates $2.5 million … Gregg Popovich condemned Donald Trump, again … Bill Simmons not too big to fail … A rather bleak view of our future … Jon Stewart’s first post-election interview … Assad believes he’s found a natural ally … Johnny Manziel reaches deal to dismiss domestic violence case … This 55-year-old is hoping to become a collegiate running back … A gang of raccoons now run Central Park … Detroit Free Press offering staff buyouts … Tommie Smith will light Raiders torch at Mexico City game … Remembering Bo Schembechler ten years after his death … Swaggy P on his nickname … Enjoy a disastrous date as a voyeur … Ghost child is probably fake because it’s all fake … Washington state senator wants to crack down on “illegal” protests … Meanwhile, Canada just can’t decide on a national bird … Definitely need a Wedding Crashers sequel … Iggy Azalea … Sex for nachos … Isaiah Pead lost part of his leg in a car crash.

How the 1991 Survivor Series changed wrestling. [Rolling Stone]

Stephen Hawking thinks Earth won’t last another 1,000 years. Give me the under. [New York Post]

Big Ten’s Friday night games predictably creating tension. [SBJ]

Of all the post-election think pieces, this may be the best. [MTV]

Starbucks run escalates.

Little insight into my life. I’m a big map and globe nerd. Something very exciting about this.

Oklahoma running back had a rebuttal.

The wise lax bro has some knowledge to share.