Roundup: Laurel Vs. Yanny Has Been Solved, Buying Fake Facebook Profile, GOAT Mario Kart 64 Player

Laurel vs. Yanny debate was revealed … Larry Nassar victims to collectively receive $500 million from Michigan State … Artist imagines what countries would look like if they were people … It sounds like the Bill O’Reilly cable news comeback is happening soon … Kristin Cavallari reaches into the Jay Cutler vocabulary for response to critics of her kids’ diets … Amazon Prime members will start getting discounts at Whole Foods … Massachusetts judge frees heroin dealer for reason that doesn’t make much sense … Texas man busted with over a quarter-million hours of child porn … “Judge finds KC firefighter not guilty, though witnesses confirm N-word at Hooters“.

If you haven’t done so yet, please Tully’s piece on the American Flag Football League training camp, featuring interactions with Mike Vick, Chad Johnson, and Nate Robinson [TBL]

Ronan Farrow is having a Jordan-in-his prime journalism year [New Yorker]

One guy holds every Mario Kart 64 speed record, except one, and other people are rising up to try to prevent him from getting it [Kotaku]

1965 Gay Talese profile on Frank Sinatra [Esquire]

Reese Withersoon and Glenn Greenwald to produce documentary on Martina Navratilova [Variety]

“The nation’s largest subsidized affordable housing complex was just sold for hundreds of millions of dollars, with some of the money going to a prominent critic of government housing programs: President Donald Trump.” [AP]

Writer pays $13 for fake Facebook profile of 23-year-old woman, immediately gets bombarded by dick pics [Buzzfeed]

Kate Abdo will be on Turner’s Champions League coverage [NY Post]

Dog saves its not-so-great-a-swimmer friend from drowning in a pool

So Remus and Smokey got a little rambunctious. Smokey can swim just not well ( as video shows ) watch video all the way to end.Jay recorded this off our security camera when he saw Smokey all wet ! Remus May be a crazy pup but he’s got a heart of gold !! My hero. Please no back lash jay was in house for few minutes and they must have come thru fence. They play around pool all the time with no incidence. (For licensing or usage, contact licensing@viralhog.com)

Posted by Laurie Sorsen Becerra on Tuesday, May 1, 2018

Interviewer presents Ryan Reynolds with his 5th grade book report on Deadpool

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Someone: That pooping lady at Tim Horton's is the best video today, it can't possibly get better. Me: Oh yeah, let me add DMX. pic.twitter.com/J3q7UtjQDS — Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) May 16, 2018