Roundup: Jeff Bezos Wants Annoying Employees, SEC on CBS Ratings Up, Sports By Brooks Back?


Yovanna Ventura … Jeff Bezos wants Amazon employees who are a ‘little bit annoying’ … “Police sketches of literary characters based on their book descriptions” … A-Rod out at ‘Good Morning America’ after a year … Meet the ‘pied piper of raccoons‘ … Norwegian woman collects used condoms, displays them on wall … ESPN’s CFB projections only have seven teams with a greater than 1% chance to win the national title … “Man with foot fetish admits to preying on female realtors in Arizona” … Maryland zoo gives injured turtle a Lego wheelchair … Sports By Brooks back??? … “Ariana Grande cuddles with ex Mac Miller’s dog following rapper’s death”… Chris Dudley and Brett Kavanaugh were drinking buddies at Yale.

There’s a movie coming out where they remember and try to track down Bryant ‘Big Country’ Reeves [Bleacher Report]

The block in Paris that is Happening right now [GQ]

Dan Wetzel makes the case that UFC could have a really embarrassing card at MSG, and how they could salvage it [Yahoo]

SEC on CBS has had a solid ratings start to the season [Sports Media Watch]

Listen to the best sounds in the world [NY Times]

Robert Klemko’s oral history of the night Jerry Jones knelt [MMQB]

PFT Commenter breaks kayfabe, defends the depth of comedic talent at Barstool, urges the site’s fans not to harass women online [Barstool]

Comedian rips Louis CK at the Comedy Cellar

Michael Beasley does not really wanna set expectations for the Lakers season

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Seal slaps kayaker in face with octopus