Roundup: Jay-Z Wants to Sign Popeye Jones' Son, J.R. Smith's Yearbook Quote & a New Oklahoma City Chant

Jay-Z wants to sign a hockey player next. The hockey player is Popeye Jones’ son. [New York Post]

The Marlins can’t even schedule pitchers for a double-header like a real baseball team. [Miami Herald]

Here’s a picture of a penguin in the Rays’ clubhouse, sitting in Joe Maddon’s chair. [Twitter]

Luis Suarez got 10 games. [The FA]

Lance Armstrong was “unjustly enriched.” [Yahoo/AP]

Some details about the All-Star game at CitiField. [WaPo]

Apolo Anton Ohno retired. He will cover the Olympics for NBC. [NBC]

Anderson Silva – GSP superfight still probably not going to happen. [MMA Weekly]

J.R. Smith’s high school yearbook quote was, “Get chicks or die tryin’.” [Sportress of Blogitude]

Einstein, a goldfish, is disabled. His owners made him a life jacket.

1999. I was 16. This is nostalgia.

An Oklahoma City Thunder chant.

Guy falls in fire during Harlem Shake video. Go on, you can make this one exception.

British television on the Boston Marathon bombing coverage.

Michigan’s Nik Stauskas hit 46-straight 3’s in the rain.