Hurricane Patricia is the strongest ever recorded and headed toward Mexico … Does this Nazi toy soldier look like Bastan Schweinsteiger …Melanie Iglesias … Rick Pitino is not resigning … Is stupidity Donald Trump’s biggest strength … Olympic freeskier Gus Kenworthy is gay … Here’s why you don’t throw beer at a bull … Aziz Ansari’s new show looks incredible … Charlie Sheen’s porn star ex-fiance seems fun … McDonald’s Dollar Menucould be facing cuts … Is this Mike Ditka in a Green Bay Packers jersey? … Where will all college football’s 5-star decommitments land … Closed vegan strip club to become homeless shelter … Lemur wearing a Halloween mask is top-notch … Sword-wielding man kills 2 in Swedish school attack … Paul Ryan will run for House speaker … Hillary Clinton’s Benghazi hearing lasted 11 hours … JP Morgan banker trainees bounced after cheating on basic math test … Can’t think of a good reason not to have pumpkin skin scrub rubbed all over my body … Connecticut man tries to bring 23 bags of marijuana into courthouse … Leonard DiCaprio will do anything for a role …42 dead in tour bus crash
The New York Mets are in their first World Series since 2000. It will cost fans Jerry Seinfeld money just to get in the park. Standing room tickets currently going for well over $600. [StubHub]
Ronda Rousey is training Vin Diesel’s 7-year-old daughter — possibly just for the internet headlines. [NESN]
Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union shared a way-too-long handshake at their wedding. [Team Coco]
Josh Rosen completed a school-record 34 passes as UCLA rolled past California. [LA Times]
The New England Patriots trolled the New York Jets with a Buttfumble tweet and then deleted it. Not like they have anything else to brag about. [Boston Globe]
The 8-hour workday is over. The 10-hour workday is here to suck the life from your soul. [Fast Company]
Mom’s letter to a 15-year-old skateboarder goes viral, may restore your faith in humanity depending on what piece of internet content you last read. [Sports Grid]
This piece about ice cream is way more emotional than a typical ice cream piece. And that’s a good thing. [New York Times]
Drazen Petrovic would have been 51 yesterday. Here he is embarrassing Hakeen Olajuwon.
This 30 for 30 on Angels in the Outfield is still real to me, dammit.