Enormous, universe-altering space news … Dangerous cold snap hits millions … Man trying to stuff trout in his pants ends up urinating in Wal-Mart … College freshmen politically engaged … Carly Baker … Should universities be charged with investigating rape on campus …Even a dream job with the New York Yankees isn’t as great as it sounds … National Autism Society rips Rosie O’Donnell … Don’t expect Ricky Gervais and T.J. Miller to be working together anytime soon … Derrick Rose’s son is most reliable member of the Bulls … Barry Sanders Jr. transferring to Oklahoma State … Hillary Clinton’s record to consider as she courts the black vote … Hard to believe that this is what’s left of MySpace … Mother of two killed by new pet pit bull … Donovan McNabb sick and tired of Super Bowl puking myth … Eric Garner’s daughter is in a new Bernie Sanders ad … Graham Spanier sues Penn State over Sandusky scandal … Martin Shkreli’s heel behavior is entertaining … City of Cleveland seeking reimbursement for Tamir Rice’s ambulance ride … Wisconsin’s Nigel Hayes got some jabs in at the NCAA over basketballs … Donald Trump autographed a baby … Michigan players not happy with Daniel Tosh’s jokes
Fire breaks out during Mexico prison riot, killing scores of prisoners. [New York Times]
Someone please please write a column on 25K kids skipping school to attend the Broncos Super Bowl parade. [Denver Post]
Kinda wish Lisa Ann and Drake would pick a team. [Busted Coverage]
Job One for The Vertical? Break stories. [Poynter]
Congressman vapes while voting opposing vaping ban. [Gawker]
Ads on NBA jerseys may become a reality soon. [ESPN]
Chipper Jones picks the Mets to win World Series, somehow angers Atlanta Braves fans. [NBC Sports]
Price is Right proves to physically challenging for one contestant.
Sacha Baron Cohen showed an extremely graphic clip from his new movie to Jimmy Kimmel’s studio audience.
Kanye is unreal.
Almost 8 minutes of the funniest and most frustrating minutes in Family Feud history.
Sean Penn scored another big interview with an elusive figure.