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I Am So Lucky: Orioles' Trey Mancini details his battle with colon cancer [Player's Tribune]
My Quarantine Cat Hates Me [Vox]
Michael Jordan the Story Versus Michael Jordan the Man [Ringer]
How the Coronavirus Pandemic Has Shattered the Myth of College in America [New Yorker]
From the man, the myth, the legend, Vin Scully.
"I can't really talk right now" is probably how I'd answer the phone even if I knew it was Goodell. Still a great gesture.
Extremely interesting if you have a bunch of time to blow this morning, which you probably do.
A personal favorite Stefon skit of mine to kick off the day. Man, Bill Hader is good.