Roundup: CNN Host Says Dildos Are Extinct, the Science of Sports Gambling & New Gravity Trailer is Bananas

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Few people can stand next to Bas Rutten and make him look small. But this woman is 6-foot-9 and a former wrestler. [Guyism]

“A couple who decided their newlywed status meant they could enjoy sex in a local park will spend the next 28 days apart — in jail.” [Omaha.com]

The charges against Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison for barking at a police dog have been dropped. But he’s – for now – still suspended. [Gainesville Sun]

Karl Malone turns 50 today, and he still works out three hours a day. [Salt Lake Trib]

Peter King sits down with Colin Kaepernick and they talk about tattoos. It’s pretty good. [The MMQB]

Dick Vitale wrote a column on Ryan Braun. It is nothing short of excellent. [ESPN]

Kansas City – the new hotbed for American soccer? [NYT]

Arizona safety charged with four felonies, including three that are drug-related. He’s been kicked off the Wildcats. [Republic]

“Lance Armstrong Says U.S. Postal Service Should Have Known He Was Doping.” [WSJ]

Wisconsin QB Tanner McEvoy got jumped in Madison, and the assailants got away with his wallet and iphone stolen. [JS Online]

K-Rod, who is only 31, is signed by the Orioles to bolster their bullpen. [Baltimore Sun]

A list of eight problems in sports Nate Silver could solve at ESPN. [Slate]

Just a mountain lion poking around in a guy’s garage. [via Herbie]

Hehe, he said ‘dildo’ on TV. [via Jimmy Traina]

The new trailer for Gravity.

For Revolution fans – a teaser for next season.