Roundup: Brawl During a Basketball Game in Lithuania & Eminem's Daughter Wins Homecoming Queen


firefighters rescue man’s penis from toaster … the risks of Tough Mudder … a Top 10 romantic movies list with nothing involving Meg Ryan? … Cinemax wants to ditch the softcore porn … Americans are flunking financial literacy … “Sixth Grader Wins Approval to Brew Beer in Space” … did this bride go a little over the top? … Ari Fleischer out at CNN … Eminem’s daughter wins Homecoming Queen … extremely sad story here … Sprite is the ultimate hangover cure …

Otto Porter is a very good basketball player, and a great human being. [Wash Post]

ESPN and Turner want to get out of their NASCAR deal early, but the sport won’t let them. [Sports Business Journal]

Jack Nicklaus is moving into RG3’s luxury residential community in Loudoun County, Virginia. [Washington Business Journal]

Twelve college football assistant coaches who could be head coaches soon. [Football Scoop]

“Exclusive Gyms For Members Of Congress Deemed ‘Essential,’ Remain Open During Shutdown.” [Think Progress]

The Texas football, basketball and baseball teams are all struggling. What’s wrong? [SI]

Game five, tonight in St. Louis: Pirates vs. Cardinals. [Post Gazette]

David Shaw, the Stanford coach, has some thoughts about “faking injuries.” Trash talking in the Pac-12! [The Bootletg]

Aaron Rodgers, Emmanuelle Chirqui and the ongoing war in the Democratic Republic of Congo. [Wisconsin State Journal]

If your child is getting into competitive sports, you should definitely read this. My kids are younger, but I’m excited about this prospect of this. [Parenting]

The “friend” Aaron Hernandez shot in the face earlier this year? He was with Hernandez in 2012 on the night of the double homicide that police are investigating Hernandez for. [Courant]

Ahmad Bradshaw needs neck surgery, and is out for the season. [Indy Star]

This has 14 million views in two days. It’s pretty awesome. [via Hot Clicks]

Why wouldn’t the person recording be spotting her? And why would she upload this? [via Adam]

This is an ugly, ugly brawl during a basketball game in Lithuania. [via Ballin in Europe]