Roundup: Alison Brie Engaged, Donald Trump vs. Everybody, Big Ben's Clock is Ahead, Curt Schilling's

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Alison Brie is engaged to James Franco’s brother, Dave … Donald Trump vs. Fox News enters its second round … The incredible storyof a season stolen from one of New Orleans’ top high school football teams by Hurricane Katrina … Working with too many men is bad for women’s health … London’s Big Ben has been running six seconds fast …West Ham striker arrested on suspicion of making threats to kill and witness intimidation … Rugby player arrested after confrontation over parking space … Cheerleading coach forced to resign over racist shirt …Young Ohio State fan worried heart device will make him root for Michigan … Another setback for those who want to legalize sports gambling in New Jersey …Curt Schilling’s long and ugly history of insensitivity toward Muslims … Don Orsillo won’t return to Red Sox broadcasts next year.

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Obama wants you, geeks. [Fast Company]

Tough break for the Dallas Cowboys as Orlando Scandrick tears his ACL. [Cowboys News]

Dan Rather interviewed/stuck up for The Fat Jew. [BroBible]

A quick-thinking woman had a simple solution when informed she couldn’t bring her expensive bottle of cognac aboard a flight. [Yahoo]

Boise State claimed it did not know about Sam Ukwuachu’s physical abuse of ex-girlfriend, did know he was diagnosed with major depressive disorder [ESPN]

Chris Christie wrote an essay about Bruce Springsteen that would fit right in with sportswriters. [Uproxx]

All those Justin Bieber hits don’t just happen by accident. [New York Times]

Hey, what’s Adnan from Serial up to? Still trying to get out of jail. [Vice]

Vengeful woman keys “wore” into parked cars, could use a spelling lesson. [NYDN]

Hayden Rettig won Rutgers starting quarterback job because Chris Laviano was caught with a fake ID. [Asbury Park Press]

Pat Robertson (remember him?) says Monday’s roller coaster day on Wall Street was Planned Parenthood’s fault. [Politics USA]

More Donald Trump, this time ejecting a Univision anchor from a press conference.

Will Ferrell discusses his 63-pitch arsenal, which includes a European knuckle ball.

Awkward 12-year-old boy trips, jabs hand through a 350-year-old Italian painting worth $1.5 million.

So. Many. Kangaroos.

Just a slew of hockey trick shots because why not?

Like it was going to be anything except Fall Out Boy for the first roundup.